Cat1: Free is human and we will grant you 5 wishes
Me: Are you djinn of some sort?
Cat2: Yes, of course cat forms are our preference. Come now, we offer 5 wishes each.
Me: Isn’t it supposed to be 3 wishes? And 5 wishes each?
Cat3: Choose human. Obey the sign and risk our combined wrath or do as we ask and live a bit longer.
I will never understand how people force their cats to remain in the house and convince themselves that the cat is happy not going out. They use arguments about protecting the cat or birds or some other spurious argument, yet the cats spend their lives looking out of the window at what they are missing.
Pweeese let me out
They both have grinch mouths. I love it when cats have flat faces
if they tell me they’d let me pet them, they’re out in a minute
There is a cartoon premise here somewhere
They look braindead.
I love animals that look braindead.
Sorry boss! They promised that they will let me live in their reign
The two musketeers
We know all your seeecwets
What would they promise? Go!
Lol
I missed the one in the back!
So tempted to open that door…….
*insert “Why are they friend-shaped?” joke here*
I need this sign for my front door. There’s always at least one just watching. Waiting.
Up to no good
There’s three
“We can cure your diabeetus”
Diabeetus
“🥺but these two look so friendly🥺” that’s how they get you!!🫢🫢🤧🤧😔😔🥲🥹
ooh~ they’re winning, i think im about to let the cats out, they made me an offer that I cannot refuse
But they promised me chicken nuggies
Ok but lemme hear the cats’ offer at least
I don’t know why. But they remind me of my grandma. My Asian grandma. I’m half Asian
Cat1: Free is human and we will grant you 5 wishes
Me: Are you djinn of some sort?
Cat2: Yes, of course cat forms are our preference. Come now, we offer 5 wishes each.
Me: Isn’t it supposed to be 3 wishes? And 5 wishes each?
Cat3: Choose human. Obey the sign and risk our combined wrath or do as we ask and live a bit longer.
I will never understand how people force their cats to remain in the house and convince themselves that the cat is happy not going out. They use arguments about protecting the cat or birds or some other spurious argument, yet the cats spend their lives looking out of the window at what they are missing.
“Do you wanna develop our app?…”