I like Bill Burr (or Bull Burr, it’s a real tomato tomato situation) but I feel sorry for him that he felt that someone asking if you wanted a cookie was a slam on his masculinity. I feel like he realizes it’s ridiculous, especially now seeing his newer stuff and interviews, but that’s a sad place to be.
That not wanting to be the guy who people struggle to find good things to say about at his funeral? Well. I had a neighbor who’d died of alcoholism, and had run his family through *that* whole wringer during his life.
At his wake, I was trying to find something good or at least neutral to say about him, and finally came up with, “I really liked his sense of humor,” and his widow shot back with, “Oh he wadn’t no *saint*, now.”
I’m way more furious about the corporate slimeballs responsible for planned obsolescence and subscription models. I want to throttle someone every time I’m asked if I have a “rewards card.” I’m sure the cashier hates saying it as much as I hate hearing it. He must have talked about that somewhere.
Legend.
Bill*
Bull Burr – my favorite Cumedian
Bull Birr
How bigs your FUCKIN YACHT GOTTA BE
D’ooooohhhh Jeeeesuuuuuussss……
I was hoping for a Bill Burr themed restaurant.
Bull Burr Saur is my favorite digimon.
I like Bill Burr (or Bull Burr, it’s a real tomato tomato situation) but I feel sorry for him that he felt that someone asking if you wanted a cookie was a slam on his masculinity. I feel like he realizes it’s ridiculous, especially now seeing his newer stuff and interviews, but that’s a sad place to be.
I love his bit on the self-checkouts as well. “What are you gonna do – make me arrest myself?”.
He’s apologizing about his own frustration but he’s totally normal. We are not bipolar,we are over saturated.
Do you recognize me?
BECUASE I DON’T FUCKIN WORK HERE.
So well delivered.
Ah yes, good old Bull Burham
I actually like that the sauces are separate means I can get the amount I want
Saw him live a few months back soooo good
substitute the cookie with a pink lighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgP8dUKMk3c
he came back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSyx897WKAo
final update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrFpKYl8dc
That not wanting to be the guy who people struggle to find good things to say about at his funeral? Well. I had a neighbor who’d died of alcoholism, and had run his family through *that* whole wringer during his life.
At his wake, I was trying to find something good or at least neutral to say about him, and finally came up with, “I really liked his sense of humor,” and his widow shot back with, “Oh he wadn’t no *saint*, now.”
I’m way more furious about the corporate slimeballs responsible for planned obsolescence and subscription models. I want to throttle someone every time I’m asked if I have a “rewards card.” I’m sure the cashier hates saying it as much as I hate hearing it. He must have talked about that somewhere.
This is dumb. Never been to ANY restaurants that ask u to put on condiments