Unless Bob is patching pot holes or cleaning up random stray wheel covers and plastic bumper parts along the Jersey barrier, tell him to stay out of the road. 🛣️ 🚧
It’s sad that the US Federal Highway division is trying to stop signs like these when they happen at a state level because they aren’t serious enough, even though they get peoples attention and accomplish exactly what they are supposed to.
Please don’t hit him. Bob takes care of Momma, she’s the only one that let’s him call him Robert. She don’t drive anymore, so he takes her to the store and keeps her yard looking just like he oughta
On the more sad side, we had a guy on my construction crew flagging (directing traffic), we called him uncle Tom. Some idiot flew up the shoulder and killed him with his car.
Keep your eyes open for people like Bob. They wear orange, it’s reflective. Please don’t kill them with your car.
“Bobbb the Builder!
Can he fix it?
Bobbb the Builder!
Don’t run him over!”
Bob owes me 40 bucks… Do whatever you can to Bob to cough that money up
Life will never be the same without Bob. Bob is important.
Ok, what’s my reward if I avoid?
Give my uncle a break
Kevin, however… 😈
You can hit Steve though, he’s useless.
What Bob theres to many Bob’s I can count
Bob’s a prison inmate? …and we NEER him?
Yeah, be nice to Bob! He’s awesome
Funny, in the Netherlands we have an anti-dui campaign centered around the phrase ‘will I be Bob today or will you be’.
Ok then. The guy I hit was named “Dave.” I’ll make sure I don’t hit any Bob’s.
I miss the Bob campaign. I liked Bob.
Kevin, on the other hand, is fair game
He spent 15 years getting loaded..
Bill wears yellow…he’s a little more expendable.
You can’t hit Bob. The cones are out, but Bob is nowhere to be found.
Unless Bob is patching pot holes or cleaning up random stray wheel covers and plastic bumper parts along the Jersey barrier, tell him to stay out of the road. 🛣️ 🚧
His name, was Robert Paulson.
I’d pay more attention to a personalized sign like this than I would a “Slow down Construction Ahead”
He’ll catch you in his death bag!
“Have you got the wrench?”
“No, Bob’s got it.”
“Bob, you got my wrench?”
“Not this Bob, the other bob.”
A car built by Roberts (courtesy of the old Not The Nine O Clock News comedy sketch show.)
Lol something orange and GTA in the near future.
Bob murdered Laura Palmer.
/r/dontfuckbobinparticular
Finally. Someone who understands the the world needs me
lol
Don’t you just love how normalized vehicular man slaughter is?
That guy in the yellow vest, though. He’s the foreman. Please run him over.
Tell Bob to get the fuck out the active lane when they have the other lane shutdown.
If Bob wears green and screams “Frog Blast the Vent Core”, be somewhere else when someone hits him.
It’s sad that the US Federal Highway division is trying to stop signs like these when they happen at a state level because they aren’t serious enough, even though they get peoples attention and accomplish exactly what they are supposed to.
He is Bob, eager for fun. He wears a smile. Everybody run.
>we STILL need him
My best friend Bob Wehadababyitsaboy died of Covid 😞
Please don’t hit him. Bob takes care of Momma, she’s the only one that let’s him call him Robert. She don’t drive anymore, so he takes her to the store and keeps her yard looking just like he oughta
And he’s got a Weird Al song named after him.
Fucking Bob came through at the Catalina wine mixer!
/r/ComedyCemetery
Bob is the only one that actually works on repairing the road.
Do we need Bob specifically because he wears orange?
If I was Bob, I’d be asking for a raise Monday morning
On the more sad side, we had a guy on my construction crew flagging (directing traffic), we called him uncle Tom. Some idiot flew up the shoulder and killed him with his car.
Keep your eyes open for people like Bob. They wear orange, it’s reflective. Please don’t kill them with your car.
Bob: don’t hit me, r/mypeopleneedme
*And honestly, you can aim for Chuck, he’s more than useless.*
Where’s bob 😂
Sounds like Bob should practice getting tf out the way if he doesn’t wanna get hit.
Don’t inmates convicted of murder wear orange?
Thank you