Between 2 parents with a 1 year old that doesn’t let us sleep, I feel like someone is going to end up with either a minty fresh butthole or a mouth that tastes like ass.
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But it’s a mistake you’re only gonna make once! 🤣
I almost just used my kids toothpaste as face moisturizer
Hey no kink shaming if you want both ! 😀👍
I mean, why not both?
None of my cavities have cavities!
I mean, just use same stuff on both, no one likes ass-tasting mouth…
Sounds like the keys to happy marriage.
I don’t know about you, but I keep my butt cream and toothpaste separate
Why is the Butt Creme even out in the open like that? How often do you need that stuff?
Been there…done that… and I can PROMISE you you’ll never make the same mistake again. I am now hyper aware. 😂
Been there done that. All good as long as wet wipe is within reach.
Your butthole cream tastes like butthole? Neat.