He is a human/ Mr. Mime hybrid. His potential is staggering. This is a ten year old kid who punched out fucking Lucario, a steel/ fighting type. He ain’t normal.
My favorite Pokémon theory is that because the Professors always send 10 year old kids to do their jobs, the Pokédex is filled with made up shit. Explains why Pokémon sizes and weights are so inconsistent between the games, the show, and basic logic
He also had a Hippopotas on his head, (109.1lbs) picked up his Pignite, (122.4 lbs) carry around his Larvitar, (158.7) and would carry and throw logs like they’re nothing.
I mean, this is the same guy who walked around with a Larvitar on his shoulder and head.
This is the same guy who can’t lift a log – CONSISTENCY
He’s just your average middle school anime protagonist with a Chad bulge
total normal 10 year old. 17 year old can balance a black hole in one hand.
Doesn’t nebby float naturally? Even when unconscious
Pokédex entries are wildly inconsistent
I like to think he’s intentionally flying above Ash’s hands and following them around.
And his nemesis Natty Oak
Who drew the ten year old with a bulge?
He is a human/ Mr. Mime hybrid. His potential is staggering. This is a ten year old kid who punched out fucking Lucario, a steel/ fighting type. He ain’t normal.
Not the penis
r/bossfight
He’s not lifting it tho, it’s a psychic type, it’s floating in Ash’s vicinity under it’s own mind powers
Pokemon weights might as well not exist cuz they make no sense at all
My favorite Pokémon theory is that because the Professors always send 10 year old kids to do their jobs, the Pokédex is filled with made up shit. Explains why Pokémon sizes and weights are so inconsistent between the games, the show, and basic logic
https://imgur.io/gallery/ahO4zdT —- this is connected to an old tumblr post. I’m not arsed enough tonight to find it on tumblr but this should do
I grew up with generation I-IV so I had to check this Pokémon out, Cosmoem. Boy am I outta touch.
Whoever wrote the pokedex data in Game Freak has 0 understanding of any measuring system.
Slab Hardcheese!
He also had a Hippopotas on his head, (109.1lbs) picked up his Pignite, (122.4 lbs) carry around his Larvitar, (158.7) and would carry and throw logs like they’re nothing.