Nothing wrong eating a little ass. By the way, 40 year old dude here and it ain’t gotta be Christmas for me to eat pussy. Not sure what the dig was there man. I’ll eat it all fuckin day.
The whole eating ass thing as a joke feels to me, almost a generation old at this point. Every time I hear it as comedy I think about the Chips remake, and that was released in 2017… gotta keep an eye out for those wet wipes guys and dolls.
Why does every generation think they have unlocked a new sexual thing?
The truth of it is that we have all eaten some ass from time to time. Who hasn’t had their lady’s legs pinned back and after a night of drinking you test the waters and lick low? Hey, she’s into it. Let me keep going. That’s normal human sexuality. The difference is that we just didn’t talk about it.
Your generation wears it like a badge of honor. Trust me, the chocolate starfish has been fair game since before you were born.
IDK man, this isn’t *that* funny. I could make a similar “joke” and I’m supposed to expect people would break out into laughter?
“When I used to work for Costco, my supervisor had pulled me aside. She’s shorter than me, by nearly a foot. So that put her in prime real estate to smell my breath. She said ‘AH-HA! I knew it!’ I was worried what she was going to say next. I had been drinking the night before! But bear with me here… she said nothing about the residual smell of beer. She said ‘You were eating ass again! Yup, I know the smell of ass when it’s around!’ ”
Very juvenile level joke. It could ONLY work if his earlier bits built up crowd hype in order for the juvenile bits to work so well.
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Not bad to the bone…attempting to be edgy about a vulgar thing fell flat on its face. 0/10
Waiting for the funny part.
I dunno I thought it was pretty good but Reddit is a bitch for true
Nothing wrong eating a little ass. By the way, 40 year old dude here and it ain’t gotta be Christmas for me to eat pussy. Not sure what the dig was there man. I’ll eat it all fuckin day.
Edit: Found the incels. 👍
Do you think that eating ass is a new thing?
The whole eating ass thing as a joke feels to me, almost a generation old at this point. Every time I hear it as comedy I think about the Chips remake, and that was released in 2017… gotta keep an eye out for those wet wipes guys and dolls.
Shoutout to the haters, y’all keep me humble
For everyone else, [here’s my longer sets](https://youtu.be/OttQlcGeZrM?si=Hxk23hING2isxV0S)
Why on earth are people putting tongues in butts? Ya’ll forget your keys?
Dude is 25, he looks and sound 45.
I made jokes like this with my mates in high school. Haha you eat poo, so edgy and rude! Lol
Why does every generation think they have unlocked a new sexual thing?
The truth of it is that we have all eaten some ass from time to time. Who hasn’t had their lady’s legs pinned back and after a night of drinking you test the waters and lick low? Hey, she’s into it. Let me keep going. That’s normal human sexuality. The difference is that we just didn’t talk about it.
Your generation wears it like a badge of honor. Trust me, the chocolate starfish has been fair game since before you were born.
“I’m 25. Everyone in my generation eats ass”
Me: “Ha ha ha. No they haven’t…”
What’s the punch line? I’m sorry bro, this isn’t that funny. Keep working on your material.
Stupid
I genuinely laughed out loud at the appetizer bit
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Your bit is funny. I laughed out loud.
But if I were you, I’d either stop replying to criticism in the comments, or come up with better comebacks.
I see you replying and it just makes you look butthurt like: oh no one is forcing to watch, or but you can hear the crowd laughing.
Get used to hecklers. Make fun of them if you have to. But this “haters gonna hate” attitude is off putting.
But I wrote this in goodwill, again, I think your but was funny.
Baftă!
So cringe
Old 40 yr old… damn it hurt my soul hearing that. I’m still young damn it
Dude posts his own set to r/Funny and then gets mad people find him not funny lmaooo. Atleast learn good timing
If it wasn’t for those WW2 Idiots, we all would be speaking german.
Who is this?
bro who is we? clean yo mouth out
American comedians: I eat bussy and as$ everyday for breakfast. Now laugh .
Wrong sub.
It was alright until the “we’re the greatest generation fuck those World War II motherfuckers”.
Ok delivery for a well overused joke
I always like it when someone takes a heavily played out premise and puts a completely original spin on it.
I have no idea why I said that in relation to this clip, though.
We don’t all eat ass that’s gross as fuck. Yall have issues
Why do 25 to 18 year olds look 35 while my 30 year old ass looks 23
I would have given him low-mid 30s, not 25. Maybe it’s all that ass-eating that’s aging him poorly.🤷🏾♂️
How is it that the standup that’s always posted here is the opposite of funny?
I don’t see the punchline, the setup or the joke at all.
Yeah, for those that wanna say I have no sense of humour, explain those 3 parts of the joke.
This guy thinks gen Z invented eating ass? I’ve been eating ass since he was still in diapers.
IDK man, this isn’t *that* funny. I could make a similar “joke” and I’m supposed to expect people would break out into laughter?
“When I used to work for Costco, my supervisor had pulled me aside. She’s shorter than me, by nearly a foot. So that put her in prime real estate to smell my breath. She said ‘AH-HA! I knew it!’ I was worried what she was going to say next. I had been drinking the night before! But bear with me here… she said nothing about the residual smell of beer. She said ‘You were eating ass again! Yup, I know the smell of ass when it’s around!’ ”
Very juvenile level joke. It could ONLY work if his earlier bits built up crowd hype in order for the juvenile bits to work so well.
Was funny up until he slammed people involved in WW2 lol
-laughs in old gay-
What the hell?! About 98% of every stand up video that I see on Reddit is about eating Ass.