Artist rendering of how much space my wife leaves me in bed. Approx 5000 square inches of a possible 6080. Shes the Ghengis Khan of the king mattress
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She leaves you room?
Need to put one of the full length body pillows in the middle. My wife bumps into that during the night and stops; otherwise, she just keeps bumping into me until I have 0 mattress left.
What you need to do is a middle of the night sneak-around. Just when she thinks she’s won, you crawl into bed on the other side.
That’s not a king mattress
You’re one of many brother
There’s more space on the left.
You don’t have a cat! Only then can you appreciate sleeping space demands.
If you don’t get space anyway, downgrade to a queen and have more area in your bedroom.
Is the space on the left for your dog?
I used to think 1950’s style of sleeping in separate beds was a prudish thing but I now realize it was the husband looking for a good night’s rest.
You need to fart more. Trust me. It will solve your problem.
just sleep on the pile of clothes on the floor…
Looks like plenty of room – look how skinny you are.
She’s protesting for a bed frame
dang what a mess
She wants to get closer to you
I feel attacked! In my defence I usually do this only during cold months because my SO is so warm T_T
Maybe you should try sleeping on your side of the bed instead of hers. The right side is obviously her side
Why is a married couple living in a teenagers room?
My power move is getting up and going to the other side.
Also you might be able to benefit from your own blanket. I’ve slept so much better without my wife stealing it.
Got two cats. Same outcome.
I would be more concerned about that shifty red guy sleeping next to her
Just circle around and attack from the flank.
Geezzz… I thought it was a murder crime scene outline….
My husband does the same thing. We have a king size bed and he ends up leaving me just enough space to roll over. I use to be more flexible but I don’t dare bend me knees in his direction. He doesn’t gently roll over. He springs himself over.
Clean your bedroom
If you decide to finally clean the room, you can then just sleep on the floor.
Is your wife on life support or something? You got so much stuff around the bed it looks like you need some sort of medical devices to stay alive while sleeping. I dunno.. Clean your shit I guess. Now doooownvote me for brutality.
Do people not realize how nasty they live? Clean your room. What the hell is this clutter everywhere?
Maybe clean your room?