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How the fuck does he cope with what he is without drugs?
Tails on the other hand, gets high every day.
dem chili dogs
Other tip: rings don’t plug holes
But Mario does
Sonic is the most coked up video game character ever.
Playing open worlds rpgs high is the best shit ever and no one can convince me otherwise
Bullshit, I’m confident he’s on some meth or something to run like he does.
I’m pretty sure he has a love for speed
Hey bro wanna play jokes?
But Sonichu on the other hand…
Be like Sonic !
always remember, never google.
How does one play jokes?
[About that…](https://youtu.be/SdBw8E6sUvA)
But he will make fun of fat people for their body type
Pretty sure he’s big into taking speed
Tails, however, is facing 7 charges for assault and manslaughter being found unconscious in a car crash after ODing on molly and crack.
How convenient to edit out “Tails eats ass and does hard drugs”…
Sonic is a fucking nerd
he does take performance enhancing emeralds
No magic mushrooms for him.
I’m pretty sure “RoBUTTnick” is a swear
But is Sonic aware of his car’s extended warranty
An IRL Sonic would, at the very least, exhale carbon dioxide like the rest of us. Given how fast he moves he would probably breathe a lot more frequently, thus releasing more co2 and harming the environment more than a human breathing does.
As it is, he’s digital, which means electricity is consumed by playing his games. The game gear was released at a time when there weren’t reusable batteries. And let me tell you, the game gear CHEWED through batteries. So that’s two types of pollution playing his game creates, to say nothing of the pollution from the manufacture of his games (plastics, rare minerals, etc.)
And let’s not forget the slavery involved in the creation of electronics and computer parts! Though I guess that isn’t pollution.
“harm the environment” are you joking? He was destroying robots and leaving their destroyed bodies everywhere. He didn’t pick up his trash.
In contrast with Yoshi who for sure did a bunch of drugs by eating those puffy clouds on Yoshi’s Island
tails however is wanted for war crimes in Afghanistan.
the only drug sonic takes is speed
Sonic has been legally obliged to say this
That arguably worse ^/j
Hes an Eco terrorist
But he does have a crippling Chilli dog addiction that nearly bankrupted them.
Sonic sounds like a fucking narc if you ask me
I’m pretty sure he’s constantly in speed. He doesn’t take it though, it’s in his blood
He destroys whole city blocks in the movies.
Sonic however, does commit tax fraud on a regular basis!
> or harm the environment
This is the same Sonic who’s constantly breaking through walls, floors, rocks, etc.?
It’s almost funny how SEGA used to develop the Genesis for teenagers and young adults, compared to the NES and SNES both being aimed at young children. And yet Sonic the Hedgehog was among the only kid-friendly games on the Genesis that needed to keep up its kid-friendly image. To the point that, because Sonic was aimed at young children, that he was bound to get advertised and pushed so much more than nearly the rest of the Genesis’ library of games.
I thought Speed was Sonic’s drug of choice
This reminds me of that Eminem line: “”Will Smith doesn’t have to swear to sell records.” Well I do, so fuck him, and fuck you too”
Mario on the other hand takes mushrooms daily and kills turtles for fun
Wholesome Sonic is wholesome. I like that.
Well I have at least 3 things in common with sonic
What would Ugandan knuckles do?
Fuck yea!
Be like sonic!
Regular Sonic might not, but FANDUB Sonic swears and does drugs like a rockstar!
**Laughs in [Sonic For Hire]**