But not “Go on” as in “Keep talking”. More like “Go on. Do it. Your life is nothing without this product and we’re going to be real nice and help you fill that void within.”
Your phone doesnt listen or record you for information about what ads to give you because it doesnt need to. It has far better tools for that and knows much more about you than you have ever spoken aloud to it. Your location, your friends, your browsing data, all of that and more are used to define your ad parameters
As someone that has spent millions of dollars on FB ads, I assure you they cannot and do not listen to you. Its bloody hilarious you think they are.
The simplest explanation: If you sell pools and run ads in your city, then you will hit hundreds of people a week that were “just talking about getting a pool”.
This is very accurate, I been talking to coworkers about going bowling, we went last week. We only every talk verbally not ever using my phone to talk about it. I guess the GPS pinged me a a bowling alley because now I get bowling merch ads on facebook.
Lol, remember trying to tell people this kinda thing years ago, only to be slammed with “got your tinfoil hat on?” Everyone thinks the vaccine has microchips in it, lol, they don’t need to when they can track you via your phone with ease cause you gave them permission to.
Even if you uninstall Facebook it still listens.
Mark’s face would be even better!
The marketing magician for your racist aunt’s demographic.
But not “Go on” as in “Keep talking”. More like “Go on. Do it. Your life is nothing without this product and we’re going to be real nice and help you fill that void within.”
I always seem to get the ads after I buy something. It thinks I want a second one I guess.
Just needs snake eyes.
We need to bring back the Overly Attached Girlfriend meme but make it about Zuckerborg.
Lizard neck confirmed
Reminds me of LISA….
Reminds me of LISA….
Your phone doesnt listen or record you for information about what ads to give you because it doesnt need to. It has far better tools for that and knows much more about you than you have ever spoken aloud to it. Your location, your friends, your browsing data, all of that and more are used to define your ad parameters
Is that hanji from attack on titan???
Do people actually believe their devices are “listening” to them 24/7 and it’s the reason they’re seeing certain ads on facebook?
I laughed. She laughed. Alexa added it to my cart.
As someone that has spent millions of dollars on FB ads, I assure you they cannot and do not listen to you. Its bloody hilarious you think they are.
The simplest explanation: If you sell pools and run ads in your city, then you will hit hundreds of people a week that were “just talking about getting a pool”.
They hired a Rokurokubi, eh?
Oh boy can’t wait for the r/comedynecrophilia version of this
This is very accurate, I been talking to coworkers about going bowling, we went last week. We only every talk verbally not ever using my phone to talk about it. I guess the GPS pinged me a a bowling alley because now I get bowling merch ads on facebook.
Facebook, the Rokurokubi of the internet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rokurokubi
This is right before facebook declines over the next few years. A new contender will arise.
This is so true
…neck job…
i do hope zuckerberg blocks fb for european countries
one less entry for the pi whole then xD
Lol, remember trying to tell people this kinda thing years ago, only to be slammed with “got your tinfoil hat on?” Everyone thinks the vaccine has microchips in it, lol, they don’t need to when they can track you via your phone with ease cause you gave them permission to.
Facebook should not be played by a random women, it should just always be Mark
*Doesn’t install facebook at all*
not if you don’t have that shit on your phone
Thanks I hate it
And thats why we have VPN’s and ad blockers.