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According to my wife’s Advent calendar it’s December 25th tomorrow. Happy Christmas everyone!
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According to my wife’s Advent calendar it’s December 25th tomorrow. Happy Christmas everyone!
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You should buy her some chocolates every now and then
Live every day like it’s Christmas Eve. Your wife has it right 😉
Pretty sure a major contingent of theologians contend that Christ was actually born in April; these chocolates should have been eaten months ago.
RIP this guy.
Wait people say Happy Christmas?
[Somebody has been messing with my advent calendar.](https://media.tenor.com/nYPHAcyXCfYAAAAS/advent-calendar-bad-santa.gif)
My husband was shocked tonight when I told him I hadn’t started stealing from the end of the month yet.
A little more shocked than I found amusing, in fact, but based on my history I really couldn’t blame him.
I love finding these on sale after Christmas!
I’d hate to hear how she sings the Twelve Days of Christmas
It’s that time of the year
Looks like a angry bear got to it
The “Santa is behind you” green circle is a little ominous
I’m guessing your household stocks up on candy for trick or treaters several times before Halloween.
Neat that this advent calendar also works as a period tracker!
Is your wife a raccoon?
Wait, it’s a Cadbury dairy milk advent calendar? I wish I had one.
marijuana’s a hell of a drug.
Is your wife Billy Bob Thornton?
I thought I had little self control because I ate tomorrow’s piece shortly after midnight tonight. It’s technically the correct day.
The amount of plastic in this
Fill it with Candy Corns and sticky tape it back together.
Are you married to a monster 👺 🙁
Narrator: “He wasn’t married and lived alone”
Looks like your dog got into it, should call the vet