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You only need to call ghostbusters if the suicide attempt succeeds.
Depends on what stage of the suicide they were in, I guess.
Needs more context. Are you in a prison or a graveyard?
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
I guess it depends on how successful the attempt was…
Phone: 555 2368 or 1800 555 2368.
I’d call He-Man, but apparently that isn’t an option.
“If the Ghostbusters turn up I’ll come down”
Ghostbusters- if the suicide succeeded
Chaplain- if the victim is religious
On call psychiatrist- victim is lucid
Warden- victim plays For Honor
If you answer that, it’s an insta-fail. Mental fortitude check. Lol
Not for an attempt.
Those almost seem like cardinal callings for bad moods.
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Only life crippling depression and the seemingly ever closer deadline we are all assigned as human beings
I’m glad that potential prison staff (guards?) are required to prove their fitness for the job with a computerized multiple choice test like this one.
Note: “has occurred” that means the suicide attempt has already happened. Which means the person is dead assuming the attempt was successful. Only Ghostbusters would be necessary at that point.
Hello Warden, John just attempted suicide.
Is he an inmate?
No, but calling you was a choice.
Ghostbusters are needed if the attempt was successful.
Is anyone hearing music?
Depends, was the suicide successful?
Who you gonna call …
Yes. If they were a real thing and they’d answer.