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r/arresteddevelopment I don’t care for Gob.
Gag gift
If only there were pills that took your V-card..
Pills made of wishful thinking with sugar and water.
Religious loophole!
Someone discovered Spencer’s Gifts
“insert where applicable”
Madonna merch
Only if you believe in reincarnation 😉
Naturopathic virginity. Why not?
How can a pill recreate that awkward feeling?
If I had to repeat my first time repeatedly, I’d become a nun.
Virgin tastes lemony
So I am not a woman, but can I get a show of hands from women, how many would like to relive losing their virginity again?
Perhaps they make you reincarnate throuh the magic of cyanide? Or perhaps they just wipe your memory?
Can’t wait for this to unironically show up on r/facepalm
Have you ever heard of the placebo effect?
100% pure unfiltered redditor extract
Damn another Dr Oz miracle product!
So basically it’s going to hurt and make you feel like you regret that you’re not a kid anymore? great! /s
I remember these things. When I was 16 I went to Spencer’s and found a trove of these bottles with different rediculous labels on them. I thought it was the funniest thing at the time. I purchased one called “Morgasm”. Of course, they’re not actual pills, but candy in containers that look like medicine bottles. Shared the gag with a few friends and had a few laughs with it. Stuffed it in a drawer and forgot about it.
Mom went through my drawer and found the bottle. Thought they were real pills. Confronted me about it. I laughed and took the bottle from her hand and popped a few more into my mouth. Remember the horror in her face. I laughed and explained they were a gag gift, and watched the relief wash over her and how the tables turned in being ashamed she thought they were real.
Love you mom. I got my money’s worth with this unintended prank.
But I don’t want to experience my first time over and over and over again…. it was awkward and full of anxiety…
looks like the lemon scented balls for refreshing a garbage disposal
I’m leaving you! I am returning your stuff. Here is the book you gave me, the clothes you gave me… and you can also have your virginity back!
100% vinegar
Is this a female only product or as a male I can take this?
So if I take this as a guy do I just blow my lot as soon as she touches me
Looks like a jar of lemonheads
They’re actually just lemon heads. Guaranteed to make your lips pucker!
I guess they make you bleed all over.
Are we going to ignore those fingernails?
Prostitutes on their lunch break.