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I’ve never been on this diet. You don’t speak for me
Self discipline = Freedom. FUCK
Looks like someone took an edible after lunch.
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Ewww, Pepsi
Breakfast: None
Lunch: None
Dinner: Just a sandwich
2a.m. : A Sabra hummus binge Two packs of pop-tarts Two more sandwiches Throw some chicken in the oven Three hours of HunterxHunter Remember about chicken Accidentally drink caffeine Toss and turn until you give up on sleep
if you’re eating broiled chicken breast and steamed zucchini for lunch, it’s no wonder you’re binging in the afternoon
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ONE Oreo cookie?
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
I will die if I tried this.
Who the F can eat just one Oreo. That alone would be stressful.
Damn violet…I don’t need the fda on my diet just eat and shush
This is carb addiction.
So glad I’m not the only one who eats rocky road a quart at a time. The best thing about shrinking the packages of ice cream is that I don’t eat a whole half gallon at once.
that escalated quickly
Looks quite relaxing to me.
I prefer the Butterfield diet.
https://youtu.be/1NjTWvl8x-U
The day went to pot around 1:30?
More like:
Breakfast: coffee and cigs
Lunch: Handful of saltines, 2tbsp peanut butter
Dinner: Rage and despair
Grapefruit and milk?
We trying to make cheese *in* our stomach?
Add bourbon.
😔
There’s so much optimism early in the day. Then reality starts to rear it’s ugly head.
The paper and text makes me think of the briefing menus on Goldeneye 007 n64 game.
I can say I’ve done this. The question now though is should I be proud or worried? The fact is that depression is for now and diabetes is forever. 🤷🏻♂️
It’s like a kay’s commercial but for insulin.
Every needle stick begins with cake! 🎂
This is the “fuck it, let’s get diabetes” diet.
There’s not nearly enough alcohol on this.
You see, it’s fine that I ate this entire pizza because I had a light breakfast, so it all balances out.
Ha ha super powered female gender ha
Wait people keep eating dead animal body parts and their liquids in 2023? I thought we left that behind us.
Missing the 1/2 bottle of bourbon.
Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.
It doesn’t mention the cocaine. ~Hunter S. Thompson diet.