Well here’s a horrific collection of items I just found in my local cemetery
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Didn’t realize dead folks be so kinky.
Someone’s been riding the Five Finger Express.
Is that…margarine??
Oh lord no. I hope this is not what I think it is.
Try bringing a shovel next time you’re gonna loot the cemetary.
Amateur.
Jesus….at least use real butter.
Wristwatch, crisco
i can’t believe it’s not buttsex
“Found”, or taken out from your bag?
Why did you pick it up man
That’s one of those joke starter packs tbh
Ah yes, the ol’ butter and hand trick. Perfect for reconnecting with past lovers.
I can’t believe it’s not butt sex
That indeed appears to be a microphone someone has inserted inside themselves using margarine as a lubricant.
1 Dollar if you lick it
Was this in Paris? Maybe a couple had a last tango at a fitting site.
A cemetery you say?
I used to live in an apartment overlooking a cemetery. I loved it, and so did the goths who would visit on warm days to take drugs and have sex on a grave.
i feel like this is the embodiment of those “what 3 items can you buy to make the cashier very nervous”
This isn’t the place to advertise your onlyfans page.
Rate my setup
Compliments of Dirty Mike and the Boys
We all grieve in different ways, ya know. The judgment going on here is sickening, honestly.
Let they who has never masturbated in a graveyard cast the first stone. I’ll wait, ya fucking hypocrites.
Look, Grandma was insistent we respect her final-wishes. Don’t be so judgmental!
UK is not taking Brexit well.
I think I’ll get cremated
“I don’t give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit?”
Some goth girl just made a wild OF video. Or a gay guy.
Someone had one fucking wild night.
It puts the lotion on its hands or gets the fist again.
In New York we call this “Tuesday”