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Nobody skewers Seagal like Tom Segura
I feel like ever since that cumtown video talking about Seagal it’s just been easy pickins. I feel like he’s in the ranks of Neil Breen and Adam Sandler. People just making their own movies and loving their life.
It is hilarious how absurd Seagal is as a person though.
[Oh man, Sammy The Bull, former under boss of the Gambino family, tells such a great story about Seagal](https://youtu.be/nu3XeWvYAtM)
Where are the bodies buried, GB?
If you wanna move in you can move in
It amazes me how big Tom Segura has gotten. Like he is pretty funny, but I feel like Hollywood is just shoving him down my throat.
I like Havarti cheese the most, what’s your favorite?
Tom is fat.
Everyone should listen to the Behind The Bastards episode(s) about Steven Seagal. Not only is he a giant poser, he’s also probably a rapist, and the biggest “stolen valor” asshole you’ll ever hear about. After telling some guys he used to be a (real) navy seal, Seagal almost drowned and had to be plucked out of the ocean by his pony tail (in calm waters).
He also told Gene Labell he had a “super secret” move that would keep anyone from choking him, so Gene (an Olympic level judo champion) choked him until he passed out and literally shit himself.
Also also, his alleged black belt in martial arts is in akido, which, if karate is the dayne cook of martial arts, akido is the Jeff Dunham’s dummy of martial arts.