The calmest man I have ever seen
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The calmest man I have ever seen
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Why you stop him from dancing?
Yes he fucked up but solved the problem he created. Let him party in peace.
Weeee didn’t start the fire… the worlds been turning… wait we did?
He’s drunk as hell
I’ll have what he’s having
Dude’s just hammered
@.31 that “I need you to calm down” is something everyone who has gotten to drunk has heard before. For some it’s like an instant buzz kill and you sober up and for others its like “ain’t worried bout notin”
If ” this is fine ” the meme was a person.
Everyone being so concerned. The man handled it like a fucken PRO
Seems a bit silly to have a bunch of drunk people with sparklers around the worlds driest decorations, no?
Boo this woman!
The only thing my dumb ass friends accomplished when they were drunk as hell was pee in my closet…
He’s so cool flames go down when he touches them.
Someone buy that man another beer!!!
I need to show my anxiety this video.
This is why you get a suit made out of wool.
His wife as had enough of him at this point clearly 😂 the “calm down” x2 with the hand gesture says it all
“What? I handled it!”
Probably not the first time he has encountered fire while inebriated.
Calmest? I think you mean drunkest.
Relax sweetie, this tux is a rental.
Calmer than you are
…oh nooo…I got to keep on mooovin….
Definitely calm and not DRUNK.
Lady in the hat has had about enough of his shit.
I don’t have sound, but I assume it ends with “Darrel… DARREL. You. Need to calm down. “
He’s not calm, he’s drunk.
And this is why you dont go cheap and by a polyester suite. Spend the money and it will save your life and make you a legend.
Hitching up his britches at the end got me.
You say calm, I say drunk.
Not gonna lie that made him look like a bad ass.
But wtf does being drunk make him invincible‽
Y’all, we had this friend over who is in the military and teaches emergency preparedness. We’re all just chilling when his four year old daughter walked up and whispered in his ear. He calmly motioned to my mom, walked into the dining room, picked up the flaming centerpiece, and walked it to the sink so mom could hose it off. Then he set it outside, they walked back into the living room, sat down, and the smoke detector went off.
Not only was that the most chill thing I’ve seen a person do, but his daughter saw a flaming yule log on our table and just calmly walked in and whispered it to her daddy. Dude.
I would bet heavily this man has worked in a kitchen. After a few years on the line that is your reaction to fire. Put it out and keep dancing.
His veins are full of liquid courage.
Dude is drunk as fuck
the woman to pull the curtain down.. i like smart people.
Who brings super sparklers to a barn party?
Props on whoever took the curtains down as priority.
No props here for denim jacket who pulled the curtain down before it caught fire and torched the barn?
I love how he gave one last hump before going for the fire lol MY MAN CLINT 🤣
Removing the nearby drapes was a good call.