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Mein bratwurst has a first name, It’s F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, It’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
Anyone translate?
Hehe.. Fahrt
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänspatentsantragsformular
Owned by Bob Wehadababyitzaboy
Meaning: toaster
Fært
Thrombozytenaggregationshemmer
The Germans like to concatenate the noun words:
Kunden == customer
zufriedenheits == satisfaction
dienst == service
I was going to say das Landesberufsschülerheim in Hallein (Salzburg) would like a word…
But then I realized it actually has four letters less than Kundenzufriedenheitsdienst.
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz = Beef Labelling Monitoring Task Transfer Act..
…. Was einem nicht alles ein / auf-fällt, wenn man im Stau steht…
I could exactly pinpoint on a map where this picture was taken.
Dortmund! My town hahaha
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft
It’s a joke.
Mark Twain had a very humorous essay on learning German:
https://faculty.georgetown.edu/jod/texts/twain.german.html
That’s a Kundenzufriedenheitsdienstwagen, driven by the Kundenzufriedenheitsdienstwagenfahrer. Endless German compound nouns are fun!
Translation: here goes our customersatisfactionservice
overseen by the Kundenzufriedenheitsdienstaufsicht
In Dutch: klantentevredenheidsdienst 😀
German Scrabble boards must be huge!
btw Angstschweiß is the german word with the most consonants
Means “hi”
1&1
Customer satisfaction service.
This reminds me of the safe word in euro trip😂
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that I like how English uses spaces to break long strings of characters.
That’s just the safe word for Club Vandersexxx.
Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften
[Doppelkupplungsgetriebe!](https://youtu.be/DrlzIuwpg3A?t=31)
Yes! Are you zufrieden now?
Not quite as long as “regulation of property” or “beef law”
https://youtu.be/ghRKZRcxeI4
Spacebars are so overrated anyways!
I remember when I took German in high school, my favourite word was aufstiegsmöglichkeiten – possibility of promotion.
Her fart wha?
Fussballweltmeisterschaftsendrundenteilnehmerinnen (Female finals soccer worldcup participants) was my favorite to win hangman. With the usual discussion afterwards that woman couldn’t play soccer.
But wait for the driver, the Kundenzufriedenheitsdienstangestellter
Translates to “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
Admit it. Your eyes went instantly to “fahrt” and you giggled. It’s okay, will all did.
How dare that van call me that and tell me to go to hell or the dentist.
Haha fahrt
German is full of compound words like that. Stringing together nearly a whole sentance as one word may seem efficient to some, but they are very hard to read for the rest of us.
Her fart under construction….. Yea that sounds like the right translation.
Kundenzu = Kentucky
Fried = Fried
Enheitsdienst = Chicken and other meats
Yes, it’s our customersatisfactionservice, don’t you want satisfied customers?
Wait until you hear about Eierschalensolbruchstellenverursacher
Someday, sweet 8pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus will teach the Germans about the space bar on their computers and all the good it does in the world!
Oh that’s just German for “Wi-Fi”
Not bad. Take this spanish one:
**Hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia**
means phobia to long words.
Fart user