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SWA flight attendant advising passengers to put their bags under seat.

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SWA flight attendant advising passengers to put their bags under seat.

SWA flight attendant advising passengers to put their bags under seat.
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27 Comments

  • Bulky-Internal8579

    Hahhhh! Welcome to Southwest, have a safe flight, and put your fakeass Chanel bag under the damn seat.

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  • NecroJoe

    See though, when I worked at a grocery store, we’d always joke at this one “coupon lady” who would spend 20 minutes going through the ad and sorting her coupons when she arrived, shopped slowly, had us scan each item one by one so she could check the price and hand over the coupon for those items. It always took forever, and was so annoying to us, and I used to make jokes…until once day when it was my turn to help her push her grocery cart to her car, and it turns out it was the nicest Mercedes I had ever seen in my life, at the time. I told her it was a great-looking car, and she mentioned how she treated herself with her coupon savings. Flying Southwest is likely at least one person’s “coupon” for their Gucci bag. 😉

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  • bleunt

    It’s a myth that luxury brands are mainly for people who can easily afford them. The average consumer is someone who barely can afford it.

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  • Berkamin

    I really don’t like machine transcriptions that fail to be reviewed. It’s not that hard. Review the transcription before publishing. He clearly meant ‘bags’, but the screen transcription kept saying ‘backs’.

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  • Aranthos-Faroth

    There’s a guy I used to know who’s relatively wealthy (likely 100+m net worth) and one day he wore a dope Ralph Lauren hoodie so I asked where he got it from, said it was a knock off from a street stall in India.

    Guy got that brands are just the same product sold with a stupid ass price tag.

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  • PreppyFinanceNerd

    I will never forget the savagery of my favorite attendant.

    “We remind you to secure your own mask before assisting your child. If you have more than one child… They’re about to find out who mommy or daddy loves best”

    My other favorite was after the sad beating of that one passenger on another airlines:

    “Welcome to Southwest. If you want to beat us on low airfare, you can’t. If you want us to beat you, you should’ve flown United”

    Zero chill.

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  • doug_kaplan

    Thank you to anyone making videos with subtitles so I don’t always need the sound on or a pair a headphones.

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  • d_smogh

    *So, don’t start none. There won’t be none*

    Does he mean, don’t kick off and get arsey, and we won’t kick ya off?

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  • bluemuppetman

    My favourites were always the Aussie versions from the 80’s/90’s:

    “It’s time to push some service down the isle and some scenery past the window.”

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  • bhonbeg

    I’ve been on of these southwest flights with comedians apparently our flight attendant ws voted for top southwest flight attendant of the year. He got us with some good jokes.

    “Ooo. some one dropped this looks expensige”
    Everyone looks up
    He is holding a mask and seat belt and starts doing the whole flight attendant shpil..

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  • SparklyPoopcicle

    I only ever flew with SWA once and man it was the best! They make it such a party to fly. Attendants and pilots seem much happier to be doing their jobs. They always had something witty to say and when we landed, they got the whole plane to cheer for the pilot lol. Great time!

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  • Direct-Ad-4156

    That’s a no for me. I usually only take a small backpack on board and check my suitcase. Why should I sacrifice my leg room?

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