Sometimes these impulsive thoughts win
Sometimes these impulsive thoughts win
by u/CGamer_OS in funny
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New impulsive thought: Try to hold on to one
Imagine getting a thought of closing the palm.
*intrusive
once when I was much younger, while quite high, I accidently ran over a bunch of those lane markers. Wappity Wappity. Wanted to do it again ever since.
I do that on my way to fort zancudo.
“Careful, this plate’s hot.”
I found a broken one of those rainbow hologram flappy ones when I was a kid and would bring it with me to raves because of the pretty colors.
“This is probably going to hurt….yep
Thanks for answering that question, it’s gone through my head multiple times 😂
There are endless creative ways to test the boundaries of becoming a meat crayon
I was cycling the other day and there was a softball-sized chung of something on the path. I thought I would just kick it to the side to clear the hazard. Turns out it was a chunk of asphalt ☠️
I get that though while I’m riding my bike, but then I remember how hard the plastic is and how fast I’m going. Even with armored gloves, it’ll still hurt.
Yeah there not the best.
Yeah luckily they didn’t hurt more that could have ended badly if they lost focus on the road.
Cars can bend them. Fingies can not.
My wife’s father was riding a motorcycle and decided to kick a plastic can as he flew bye.
It was filled with cement.
Last time I did that was in my apartment building parking when I felt the need to tap a concrete pillar.
Not only it hurt like a bitch I had to come back to reposition the fire extinguisher I dislocated.
I do this as a passenger in a car any time I pass a branch from a bush or some tree leaves that are sticking out in the road.
That could have gone poorly, not all of those are known to give.
Not to be that guy but having impulsive personality trait like this while riding a motorcycle probably isn’t the best combo, though it could be that same trait that led you to get a bike in the first place lol.
Did this in the passenger seat of a car bare handed, but only about 30mph. I highly recommend not doing it.
I tried this once. Thought I’d grab a handful of wild flowers to give to my wife on the back. Damn near yanked us both off the bike. 2/10, do not recommend.
Lol, I leaned out a window once to high five a guy at about 60 kph. Nailed the high five, but instant regret.
I had a old junker car in a foreign country for work. I used to open my door and hit those. Glad I didn’t get caught
My impulsive thinking while driving is to weave in and out of the traffic cones.
We had a 6 hour long safety training at work about this same concept. Sometimes we do dumb things like want to stick our hand in an industrial fan blade. it’s crazy.
I did this once but it was a leaf, leaves hurt surprisingly bad at 55
So I don’t have to
US75 in DFW?
Try the street lights. They tingle a lot more.
Big helmet for an empty head.
Please don’t reproduce.
Finally someone using impulsive correctly instead of intrusive
Look ma, broke hands
Any thing moving at 60mph/100kmh isn’t going to feel that great when it hits you.
We allllll have wanted to do this, grats on achieving the dream!
If you listen close enough, you can hear the slap…ow…
“The pot is hot on the bottom.”
“THE POT IS HOT ON THE BOTTOM.”
“THE POT IS MFING HOT ON THE BOTTOM.”
that’s a nice looking helmet
FTR gang.
So back when I was in high school and I was a complete fucking moron, I did this with a couple of my friends except I was in the passenger seat and it was one of those thin orange poles with the round black weight on the bottom. Didn’t realize they weighed quite a bit and I grabbed one while we were driving down the highway at like 60 mph.
It almost ripped me out of the car and broke my arm simultaneously. Really lucky I wasn’t seriously injured. Teenagers are so fucking stupid, man. Not even close to the only completely idiotic thing I did.
I worked in a warehouse for a little while stacking up pallets and wrapping them in big rolls of plastic wrap to keep things from moving. One time, after finishing a roll, I was walking to the trash compactor to throw away the cardboard tube that’s at the center of the plastic wrap. As I was holding the tube in front of me, I had an intrusive thought,
“I wonder if I could break this tube in half over my knee like a stick. It’s just cardboard, after all.”
My leg was sore for weeks.
As a motorcyclist this is incredibly stupid. Imagine if a tiny crack or screw in the bollard catches a thread in your glove. Your hand will be dragged back, you are already riding one handed, you will be thrown off the bike before you can say Whoops.
Brains are really weird sometimes especially when you want to know what happens if you do something stupid