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lol
Should see how my baddragon arrived… good thing nobody was home.
First you get a big “**F**” then you get the “dong” and last but not least you get all those “0000’s” to satisfy your shipping
Don’t let go a chance to advertise for free
Dumb af!!!!!!!
Subtle!
dong? 80 executive drive? sounds like bullshit to me!
From “DONG”
Dong da da da Dong! 🎶
Let’s see the toy! Lol 😂
Hey, at least it came
No one cares
Looks more like you put ‘Dong’ as the recipient name.
Naughty girl. Just like that showing us where you live.
Tell them you work at the American office of Danish Oil and Natural Gas
Jack Donger doing their duty for Uspis
How about this. We ordered my wife a big blue veiny vibrating dildo and when the package arrived, it was ripped open, so either it was delivered to the wrong house, and they brought it to my house after opening it, or the mail man had a peak. I have a tough time believing it made it through the mail being opened without falling out of the packaging.
Tell us what you got. The Ass Assaulter 2 or the Pussy Prober 500!
So, is Dong your fore or surname?
Is this from Matt Lauer?
DONG
It’s been 10 hours. How about a review on the product?
I got it too.. I bought a fake pussy online and when they send it to me.. the package is not perfectly seal. luckily I was the receiver so no one know..
Don’t worry about it. I assumed that like 95% of homes have sex toys in them anyway.
Sharing the good vibes with us I see
Here’s one for you. Years ago when I was a married lady, my husband and I ordered a few ‘bits and bobs’ for a little fun. They were delivered in a clear plastic bag with an address label glued to it. My father who obviously had the same surname as me as I did not take on my husband’s name when we married, lived in the house next door and it was my name on the label. The postman, who I imagine never before had the pleasure of delivering such a package, delivered it in ‘error’ to my father’s house. Later that evening my dad came over to our place to bring us our package with an enormous grin on his face while I was praying for the ground to open and swallow me. We never bought anything like that again but for years the company we had dealt with continued to send brochures in the post, yes, in clear wrappers with very graphic photos on the outside and they regularly ended up in my Dad’s house. The embarrassment never ended until my poor, addled father passed away. He was probably relieved to do so.
What’s in it?
Question foe everybody.
When you number 2, do you poop and pee at the same time? Pee first then poop? Or poop then pee?
Fuck….I just ordered a vibrating cock ring. No idea when it arrives from freaking china. Didnt even know it was going to come from China. Now I’m worried its going to be too small when it arrives anyway as I’m a 6’4″ man. Ill be known as the big man with a little package.
Just wear a disguise and go to the health and beauty section at Target, I was surprised to see they sell them right out in the open.
“Dong” is the best part.
Mr. Dong not living up to his name?