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Hello, monster fuckers.
Now that’s some construction I’ll gladly go through
This seems a job for Geralt of Rivia
I think they prefer to be called women
oh my god vagina monster?! thats disgusting! Where?! Where are they?!
Don’t kink shame, some people are into that.
Great, been looking all day
NNN settings: Dread mode
Pillow pants the pussy troll is ahead.
I’m a vagina slayer. I’ll save you’ll, with my sword…
r/DontStickYourDickInIt
I…I NEED MORE CONTEXT!! Are they monsters that are comprised of vagina? Or are they monsters that LIVE in vagina, like hotel ghosts or bridge trolls? What the hell am I driving into??
Is it Pillowpants?
Not the vagina monsters!
In Soviet Russia…
THEY’RE CALLED WOMEN FFS
I’m intrigued
#Here I come! 👹
I feel compelled to see if they’re as bad as they claim.
Those things are so easily hacked. Some literally just gave a keyboard you can walk up to it and change the sign.
This seems like a job for Indiana Jones and the labia of doom. But let’s not get too vulva about it
Are the monsters the ones that own the vagina, or the ones that come out of said vagina?
“Um, hello miss, are you the vagina monster the sign was referring to?”
In one of my literature classes the professor said that all monsters are exaggerated female genitalia.
Toss a coin to your Witcher
I thought they were called Face Huggers.
I have no confidence in passing this way.
No one notice the dude standing behind the sign?
Death by snu snu
I must investigate… for science
Pillow Pants somehow returned
Is that a new term for babys that won’t settle down?
Vagina dentata
Oh darn!
Beware some can only be controlled if you hive them a real lickin”, or they’ll get up and give you a real fight.😉
Sounds fishy
Dentata!
where is this treachery?
(😏)
I have no fear (brain damage), the last time I was in close and squishy proximity to that type of private area, was the beginning of 2021.
Not only would I “not” be avoiding that area, I would be sprinting at a speed that would give an Olympic athlete a heart attack.
Bad news for some…good news for others?