New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other
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Is it were retroactive, my parents marriage would have been banned.
And the news ticker reading “TMZ reporter beaten to death by Gregory Peck” is a sure sign you’re on the Onion News Network…
This is a parody “news network” ONION NEWS NETWORK.
US based satire.
What makes this funny is that it’s believable that people would legislate something that they could determine for themselves.
I wish they still had the budget to do these things.
Define love?
A fascinating amount of r/woooosh in this thread
The Modern Left:
“We never listened to you to begin with, but we’re going to make fun of you for it and posture ourselves as superior in every way. Now why won’t you people vote for us?!?”
I wish someone would actually introduce such a law, just to prove a point.
Well that’s bad news for the boomer generation.
Melania was pissed once she realized it was The Onion.
What would be the problem? It’s not as if there is a “love test” or anything… just lie.
While this is a good Onion video, I still think the derailment of the Coors Light train is their best video ever.
It’s sad when topical political humor is still just as relevant and funny 12 years later…
The onion… the sad part is that people are trying to legislate feelings and intentions, and shit like this doesn’t sound as outlandish now.
How you know?
Violently picking lint of each other’s jackets 😂. Hits too close to home.
“Album mixed by drummer comes back all drums.”
Those news headlines on the ticker are all solid gold.
I remember there being a This American Life on how The Onion operates and they talked about throwing out headlines in the morning and, if nobody chuckled, it wouldn’t get added. But there were some jokes they had to fight for adding and I remember the one one of the writers was bitter about not making it through was “Spork gets used as knife.” which I think is *hilarious*! It’s the one thing it’s not for! I would’ve loved to hear other rejected Onion jokes. Their team in that day was gold.
Hell they’re great today as well, but I miss these news productions. I think they tried doing them again but the production value didn’t have the same budget behind it.
This would have saved me from my second marraige
Why is youtube so intent on age retricting this video?
It’s sad that I thought it was gonna be a segment about how same sex couples can’t feel “true love” because I’ve had countless family members make that exact argument to me..
I’m sure the divorce lawyers will object.
Mormon patriarchs shattered as they run out of daughters to marry.
For those who can’t see age-gated stuff because they don’t want to sign in to youtube:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=wVeGUSGkhfw
I have no idea why they age-gated this video.
If a couple neither loves nor hates each other and they own a house together, there are some advantages to staying together.
why is this video age restricted?
You know what, because of the shitshow politics we have, I read the title and 100% believed that this was a bill being made in congress today. I assumed Texas and Florida were sponsoring it.
This makes my parents career criminals.
As a 30 something living in St. Paul Minnesota, this is just fucking hilarious.