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Dentists are so cheeky
[Dr. Footlick](https://i.imgur.com/gdf4338.png)?
Dentist here…I have this on a Tshirt!
I heard he killed five guys in a bar, with a fucking flosser.
BRILLIANT
Poor plant 😂🤣😂🤣😂
r/designporn
Oh, but I hate to do it..
Not really a joke you should floss!
My dentist said not to use that floss but a water pick instead.
…tomorrow
My dentist says “only brush the ones you want to keep”
My childhood dentist had a poster on the ceiling above the chair that said, “Antelopes can, but cantaloupes can’t.” And it featured antelopes jumping over a gorge and a bunch of cantaloupes with legs falling into it.
It really stuck with me all these years.
Once I went in for a stuck popcorn kernel and I apologized to my dentist, and he said “eh, keep eating popcorn I’m saving for a boat.” Real funny guy.
I wish I could use these things, but my teeth are so close together that they snap 🙁
Your dentist also has no light. Look at that poor succulent, it’s trying so hard
Honestly, kinda proud, but I’ve been doing it daily now for about 3 months.
Floss picks seems so wasteful but they are so convenient
I feel compelled to squirt hand sanitizer into the cactus pot.
It’s [their] sense of humor that sustained [them] as a people for 3,000 years.
Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if someone at Nike saw this and the dentist got sued. They’re a litigious bunch.
He also just converted to Judaism.
Honestly these pick things saved flossing for me. I was always the worst at flossing because I hated the way you had to shove your hands into your mouth to do it. I actually enjoy flossing with these picks to the point where I find myself doing it after almost every meal.
:: cuts to scene at Nike Corporate ::
Employee at Legal: oh my god they’re infringing on our brand! I gotta do something about it
:: grabs phone and rapidly dials ::
:: cuts to scene in dentist office with a lawyer and an army of tough guys busts in ::
Lawyer (points to sign): Ah HA! There it is boys!
(Shouts) we demand a cease and desist! You are infringing on Nike! Time to learn your lesson!
:: Lawyer turns to guys ::
Lawyer: Fellas!
:: a tough guy takes the sign, and throws it on the floor and the army of tough guys end up stomping on it ::
Lawyer (on the way out) I hope you’ve learned your lesson… oh and we’re suing for emotional damages too! (Slams door)
my dentist gave me an appointment for tooth-hurty
Put it on a plaque, missed opportunity
Funny until Nike sees this and unleashes the lawyers
Those pick floss things are the only reason I floss. They are awesome.
Hmm, I used one of those and it pulled out a filling
He should have a tooth underneath, with “otherwise, I’ll do it…”