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I didn’t need to see a lemon fucking an Apple but thanks!
Shouldn’t they be half apple?
What in de la fuq is this
”When _wife_ gives you lemons.”
r/HolUp
Awww… The children didn’t have to suffer
Shoulda made cider out of the wife, she’s the guilty one
How is this on r/funny?
I thought were supposed to make combustible lemons to burn life’s house down
r/nononono
r/TIHI what the fuck!!!
Peak r/boomerhentai garbage
r/holup
This will be in r/insanepeoplefacebook
while this is a bad situation YTA if you make lemonade out of your wife’s lemon children.
That’s just fucked up
This got dark, fast.
Idk maybe I’m a prude but some guy eating his wife’s kids while she cowers with the remaining ones isn’t so funny to me.
……okay
It’s too early for this
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
This is distubring
When my daughter was born, the couple in the suite next to us were dealing with a similar situation. The baby was very clearly mixed race and the dad was whiter than rice in a blizzard.
The first night, it was pretty intense. We could hear him just saying *”How could you do this to me? What do we do now?! Oh god, my parents are flying in from Colorado tomorrow!”*
Poor guy left. I can’t imagine how gutting that’s gotta be— to go from the excitement of thinking you’re about to welcome your child into the world… to finding out that your wife cheated and the baby isn’t yours and you’ve gotta pick up all those pieces.
The woman stayed in her room crying the rest of the time we were there. She checked out on the same day as us and there was an older couple there helping her. Her face was red and swollen from crying.
jesus christ that’s dark.
Would be really fucked up if the baby lemons were given to the apples by mistake or on purpose.
Getting dark in here.
This is more r/oddlyterrifying than anything
This is gross in like maybe 40 different ways
So if lemons of that size are all fruit babies, why does that universe even *have* a lemon juicer? Is eating babies common practice? Does this whole fruitiverse have it’s own non sentient fruit that grows to scale with the fruit people? If the fruit people reproduce sexually, are they animals that happen to be fruit shaped?
This raises far too many questions.
I knew lemons were just horny bastards, the fucker has been eyeing my apples ever since I put them together in that fruit bowl.
Why did I just witness?
Yup 2 down 2 to go
Infidelity soured the relationship.
Ok here we go:
_Is this loss?_
That’s truly horrible.
I love it.
Easy peasy
*l e m o n s q e e z e y*
‘Saturn Devouring His Son’
– Francisco Goya (1819 – 1823, mixed medium mural)
This got dark.