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That bear WILL eat you if given the chance.
r/sweatypalms
Cocaine bears cousin from the north
Omg this is terrifing
Why are they so cute
Uh hey there buddy, you uh wanna come down here and uh let me you eat you?
why does the thing that wants to eat you alive have to be so cute
Same face my dog makes through the chair when he wants a bite of hooman food
I just wanna boop the nose.. and this is why I will die early
what’s this background track 😂
“Hey you! I wanna talk to you about going inside my mouth. I think you wanna get in here!”
Now I know how the snacks in my pantry feel.
Are you even aware how tasty you are?
Bonjour
The urge to boop that snoot despite the fear of death
It would take every once of my willpower not to reach down and boop that nose.
Bears are literally just buff forest dogs
it would be cute for about five seconds before it mauls you and rips your face off
It’d take all my strength to not pet that snoot when he stuck it through the stairs
Polar bear only human diet animals
This is me getting the last crumb out of potato chip bag
The thing about polar bears is they have such an increadible nose this thing was smelling you guys from miles away and knew exactly what it was doing when coming into your direction.
I want someone I can trust the same way this person trusts the sturdiness of those stairs. They absolutely look like something the bear can just pry open like a can of tuna.
If not friend, why friend shaped?
Forbidden floof.
I’ll never look at polar bears the same ever in my life, I saw a couple photos that made their rounds around the internet of one totally covered in blood and the insides of a human all over it, and it’s two pics, one with it’s face stuffed in the stomach devouring the dude, and the next pic of the bear looking at the camera, face totally drenched in his blood, fuck those things.
The rivets and spot-welds on those stairs are doing a lot of work.
But what kind of vehicle are we even standing inside?
What is this music lmao
My toxic trait is thinking this bear would intuitively know I’m good, so will befriend me like a dog.
Such a cute murder beast
My grandparents lived in Anchorage Alaska for a few years (1981-1985). There was this older native lady that they were neighbors with that would feed the polar bears fish heads and guts from her husband’s fishing boat. Every time the boat came in she would feed them the unwanted bits. One day she went out and got chased by a rutting bull moose. My grandpa went to get his rifle, before he could do anything three of the polar bears ran full tilt after the moose and chased it off. Thankfully the old lady (and everyone else) was fine.
Give him a coke, and you guys can chill. Trust me
It’s driving me nuts that I can’t see the full enclosure this person is in. I mean, it’s gotta be a full enclosure, right? This isn’t just a staircase where the bear is just going to walk around to the other side to catch dinner, right?
Why is it that in every video with polar bears, the humans are chill… Like, that is the only Apex Predator on earth that hunts humans for food.
Don’t fuck around these absolute units of raw power.
POV: You’re the last Pringle
No meme is worth this kind of danger.
Polar Bear: Hello I’ve been trying to reach you about your body’s extended warranty.
If Dangerous?! Why Friend Shapped!?
So cute and yet so deadly
Heckin cute, even with those massive murder mittens.
Why is it that we made the most vicious animals on the earth look cute to us?
i dont care how dangerous it is, im going out and giving that bear hugs and pets
Cute Murder Bear
Important in polar bear country.
Never go anywhere alone, go in pairs.
Go with someone slow and more obese than you. Being two against a polar bear wont help you, but maybe the pause when it is busy eating your slower friend will allow you to get to safety.
Oh and pro tip: When you start running – trip your buddys leg just to be sure
Puppy!
It’s rare to go into polar bear territory without a high-caliber weapon, and most Arctic guides will carry a gun with them. Step 2: Use bear pepper spray. As with all other species of bear, pepper spray is your most effective method of fighting off a polar bear
Know the warning signs
Polar bears will exhibit certain behaviors when they’re curious about you, such as sniffing the air, moving their ears forward or flattening them back, staring directly at you or huffing and popping their jaws. Watch for these cues that they’ve noticed you, and they’re interested.
Stay calm and communicate
If you see a polar bear, keep your voice calm and quiet and communicate with your group about where the bear is, what it is doing and what your escape route should be.
Don’t run
Despite their immense size, polar bears are surprisingly agile and running away might alert them to your presence (also, you can’t outrun them). Keep facing the bear and keep it in your sights at all times as you slowly back away and prepare to make a wide detour around the bear.
Stay down wind
Polar bears have an extremely sensitive nose, so if possible, stay downwind from them and they may not detect you. This means that if you’re facing a polar bear, the wind should be blowing into your face, not against your back.
6. Be prepared to fight
If a polar bear looks set to charge at you, it’s probably not a false alarm. You and your group should stick together, drop your backpacks and arm yourself with anything heavy and sharp, such as your ice axes and trekking poles, that you can use as a weapon. Don’t play dead as this just makes it easier for the polar bear to eat you.