Just wanted to be remembered for the thing she loved the most.
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Just wanted to be remembered for the thing she loved the most.
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If she’s under there, then the penis aiming the wrong way 😉
Once she finally takes a load off she wants to be shot straight on to the heavens.
It’s been a minute so I understand wanting to be buried under so much dick.
Granny just wants to remind y’all that she didn’t go out, like a soft ass bitch.
Granny in heaven
“I said I wanted a giant clock, not cock.”
A true legend
How do you think she ended up in a wheelchair?
Nah honestly putting it there was a dick move.
I hope that’s not in a cemetery with other graves nearby, that would be a dick move.
Old people were freaky, they be havin 7 kids and shit but still cuss you out if you thought of boobs
It was supposed to be a tasteful decoration, but she accidentally wrote 5.5′ instead of 5.5″
I’m seeing into my future… O_O
Though I’d likely prefer mine to be sculpted in photorealistic detail… maybe even have the base seeded like a chia pet…
You taking note u/chesterforbes?
I’m shorter than that schlong.
Ride on, Granny. Ride on.
Remembered by what she loved
She was most popular at the retirement home
Mr. Zucchini Head
Give Grammy the D!
Love the small cross reminding it’s a Christian burial.
What a fucking legend
Great Granny, what’s your secret to a long life…
… Well…….
The way they worded it made me imagine little old grandma being like “I need to be buried under 600lbs of dick” and this was the safest assumption they could make.
“giant” pffft
Live by the sword, die by the sword
Sorry guys, the one person who wanted your unsolicited dick pics is no longer able to appreciate them.
When dong is life, apparently.
My kind of lady 😂😂😂
The *Queen* of size queens.
granny knew what she was doing, can’t be sad visiting her grave with a 600lb penis in front of you. hell, anyone visiting a passed loved one would get a small laugh out of it.
Kind of a dick move.
Rumor has it she was buried with a 55 gal drum of lube
Apparently this was in Veracruz, Mexico. This is probably gonna make Día de los Muertos very awkward for some people…
Obit: “Louise Hoenin, devoted sister, beloved cunt, passed away due to undisclosed causes last Thursday at her home.”
i guess you could say shes believes in reserections
Props to those that actually carried out her wishes.
Nanny Ogg?
I’m surprised that no one else beat me to posting [a link to the article](https://nypost.com/2022/07/29/grannys-dying-wish-giant-penis-on-her-tombstone/)
“No funny business you young whippersnappers. I want it to be circumcised!”
It is said that at midnight, people might see the ghost of an old lady riding atop the tip of the statue, eerily floating up and down repeatedly. When the ghost sees you, she floats up and down faster until she vibrates into the dark void.
Can you imagine one of your parents dies, you spend thousands on funereal and burial expenses, you do your best to honor their memory and exact their last wishes…one day you decide to head to the cemetery with your family to grieve only to find someone put up a giant cock right next to your parent’s grave.
Dick move!
Shouldn’t that be buried in her and not the other way around?
Can you imagine the guy that got this assignment lol
Instant legendary selfie spot.
Yeah we don’t take the kids to visit great grandma’s grave often…
And that’s why granny needed a wheelchair
She specified a color too, or did you just assume, you racist bastard? J/k 😛