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I would frame that
~~There is no fucking way that would work.~~
Sorry I mean I am not certain that’s fucking feasible.
Ordinal America
The sad thing is, these days its not that easy to tell if stuff like this a joke anymore lol
I’ll try my best to adhere to the new mandate Fuck it.
I see, op
All of the new phrases are just passive aggressive 😂
Really?
They should bring out a translation app to use live, so the air force folks can say “no fucking way”
and then look across the table as the app translates it to “I’m not certain that’s feasible“. Problem solved.
Nice learning material for international students. Could you upload the complete list?
I suspect that essentially every conversation amongst the recipients of this memo now includes the words “excuse me, sir”.
It’s funny how some phrases are highlighted, like there’s gonna be a quiz on it later.
What a mess, we’re now emailing chain letters, printing them, taking a picture or god help us, scanning them, and then sharing them on reddit.
OP is there a way you can post the full letter? My boss is a Marine and id love to just slap this on his desk in a smarmy way
This is fucking hilarious!
I’m obsessed with the thought of someone using “eat shit and die, motherfucker” as an apologetic introduction.
_Eat shit and die, motherfucker, but would you happen to know where the washroom is?_
The date is blacked out bc it’s an April Fool’s joke. A really old one.
I love the increasing
“You don’t say”
“Excuse me”
“Excuse me, *sir*”
Every time someone does something that warrants a “Wtf” I’ll just say “interesting behaviour”
Man runs straight into a pole
Me: “interesting behaviour”
Finds partner in bed with someone else cheating
Me: “interesting behaviour”
Personal favorite
Eat shit and die – Excuse me
Eat shit and die, mother-fucker – Excuse me, sir
*BLOW YOURSELF* *DO YOU SEE*
*BLOW ME* *I SEE*
That been around for a long time. I saw it first in college 50+ years ago. Every time it’s had a different institutional heading.
Nice how they slipped in “Perhaps I can work late.”
That’d be a “Roger that with a big FU”
My office in the Air Force had to have a “training seminar” about our language at the work place. They told us only uneducated people use foul language and that we are unprofessional if we use that type of language, even at our own house outside of work. At that point our Cheif laughed told the group that was the dumbest thing he has ever heard in 20 years of service. Nothing changed except for we had a couple new jokes for the next year.
And if you don’t obey you will receive a slight shock to the brain stem via the implanted chip! Just like in south park
I was on board until “Perhaps I can work late.”
Might I propose, “excuse me, motherfucker” as a happy medium?
“Eat shit and die – Excuse me”
“Eat shit and die, motherfucker – Excuse me, Sir”
I laughed
Imagine someone visibly fuming, opening their mouth to say something, pausing, pulling out a folded up piece of paper, then reading a line from it.
My response is “No fucking way”. New meaning and old are both viable.
I remember this one and another one floating around many years ago. I just remember that I always used to say “I wasn’t involved with that project” and one of my close female friends was proud to be an “aggressive go-getter”.
Both parents were retired military and have whole binders filled with this type of stuff. Seemed like every AT they got new notices like this lol
This is FAR from original. lol
Saw this on active duty in the early 90s.
Interesting behavior
I noticed this is from the Air Force… The Fucking Air Force.
Interesting behaviour OP, please upload the full material, need it in a research.
Eat shit. You don’t say?