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Prøgenitus
Crap, is that King Ghidorah? I just needed help assembling my Järvfjället.
“Ymg’ ephaimgah’n’ghft ahf’ ymg’ ph’nglui ahmgr’luh aisle yeeognor”
Protection from everything except those meatballs.
on the MTG subreddit it is customary to ask what that last head is doing way off to the right
Lol. MtG Progentius.
Ahhh yes.. a fine saturday at IKEA… Two Cthulhu´s, a matching Shub Niggurath in birch and two hot dogs with some strange swedish sodas after checkout.. topped with free parking ❤🐙 Ph’nglui mglw’nafh … (you may end up damned and with some potted plants and candles too…)
*typo
It is funny to see all the posts I saved in 2019 being reposted on this sub.
It’s so embarrassing when this happens 😳
Blåhaj Friheten Finnala Kivek Billy Sektion Fratka Hildegun
Meh, at least it will be an exciting day. Monster hunting and all that
Me: Yeah I would like a bed please.
Worker: what kind?
Me: Uuuummm (checks phone) the uh Awaken Awaken Müsta Krakish
[Summons a lake troll]
Worker: … we don’t serve those who summon lake trolls
Manager: you must play a song to put the troll back to sleep
Me: I just wanted a Bed!!
lemme summon a lot of cute people
​
BLÅHAJ 💙💗🤍💗💙
veryfunny
I yes, Ikea, one of the, if not the biggest SCP around.
Magic suddenly becomes real and ikeas all over the world are the epicenter , so they bring in an old Swedish man who’s been trying to convince everyone this was coming since the birth of ikea.
The heads of ikea try to make him go away but eventually the government steps in and listens to him.
Then starts an epic adventure into the bowels of Sweden trying to find an agent stone that will close the rift.
Isn’t that just Progenitus?
Musta! Krakish!
Looks like a good time to mention [SCP-3008](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008)