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Bluetooth connected so you can track your movements.
*Shitty*
Stay connected. To the sewer network
I wonder where they put the camera.
Does it spray you clean?
Till it needs an upgrade
Therefore I am.
Water not included
What does it upload to the cloud after?
I hear the toilet paper holder is only an extra $1,000. Pretty sweet deal.
Finally an Apple product I like.
The new Apple iP’ood.
I pooed.
How many dongle-berries?
<annoying tone>
Actually…you wrote it wrong. It’s the iShit.
</annoying tone>
Toilet water: $199.99
Toilet seat: $99.99
Flush needs an update
Crapple
Overpriced and difficult to fix
Goes without saying
Subscription service for flushing
That’s how I refer to all Apple devices.
They are finally making products that git there brand.
iShit*
IPot
It will scan your ass and then make a perfectly molded tissue to wipe your ass
Is there a headphone jack?
Samsung will follow with a brown unit.
iPood
Whoever made this render should really look up how reflections work. (the apple should be backwards in the reflection)
Apples presents iTurd, your favorite place in the house. Customize your poop experience like never before. Add on features like a tp holder, heated seats, a bidet, a nightlight ring in the bowl, automatic pictures taken and uploaded to ratemypoo.com, and samples of each poop sent to a doctor weekly. Subscription service required for poop pics and analysis services. A strong Wi-Fi connection is required.