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Whaaaat
I had too much to drink, this is the first time I promise. It’s not you, no don’t cry, please here just give me a minute. Try kissing it…..ahh fuck never mind I’ll pay for your Uber.
It’s really cold outside and it just got out of the pool!
Didn’t even have to suck it.
Performance Anxiety Parts(tm)
Bumblebee has a lot in his mind
The value of a good copilot…priceless.
Happened to me yesterday 💀
It’ll happen when you play with it too much
Female handjob abuse, May be
He got it
Viagra required
Must remember this trick the next time my dick disconnects.
I’ve been there
Car has whiskey dick lol
Why are there numbers carved into the top of his dick?
Too much extacy in the tank.
I hate it when you get limp stick.
Get a hairy steering wheel if you keep playing with it like that
Could you just work the clutch a little more? I’m sure that’ll help.
W H Y
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Doing all that and homie right next to ya wth man
Whiskey shifter
That car’s been watching too much porn.
It needed a little rev and stroke for it to work again. Your car is alive! Lmao
Reminds me of my Saturday nights
I’m going to unscrew my gearknob and then make a video of it for reddit karma.
“You’re so hot but work was crazy today, and I’m just stuck in my head.”
Reminds me of my ex bf.
My SO had a car in the 90’s that unintentionally had a removable gear stick.
For two days he joked about having a car no one could pinch.
Needless to say, he looked into having it repaired. Further faults came up, and he scrapped that car.
SO then thought about buying a car for more than £150.
bro was just flacid and needed a lil hand job
Hang on honey, let me just… 😳😦
Let me just… Just arrg… 😰😨😤
Ahhh okay we’re good.🫠🥴😮💨
There is a little blue pill for that.
Mmm i think is like something that must be moved to put it hard
I think you had to turn your car on(🙂😊)
It needs more Viagra