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Peel it off then
Takes “not my job” to a whole new level.
It’s so beautiful they’ll probably raise your rent.
Judging by that non-traditional colour, your landlord bought it off the mis-tint sale rack. Don’t worry, all that paint will be gone in a year along with the leaf!
I come across this kinda shit all the time at my job and I’m always thinking: “who the fuck paints without at leeaaaassst fucking sweeping” lmao wtf
Camouflage in nature is mind-boggling. Here we see a rare land-dwelling manta ray perfectly disguised as a painted deck leaf. Notice how it’s barbed spine, or stem, points north indicating to any females in the area it is ready to mate.
Otherwise known as what do you get when you have a gallon of purple paint, a spray gun, and one dummy?
I’ve heard the “once over dust, twice over rust”, but a leaf…amazing! Maybe they were testing you.
Wow, never seen that shade in fall and I live where everyone vacations to see trees. It’s amazing your landlord found a paint that matches that unique shade.
Siegfried had slain a dragon and then bathe upon its blood to gain invulnerability but a single leaf had fallen upon his back whilst doing this. Thus he has a fatal weakness in this spot and had shared this knowledge to his friends and was later both figuratively and literally was stabbed in the back. I like your landlord’s modern take on that Germanic lore.
The not my fucking job award goes to….
Many years ago, a contractor came in over the weekend to paint yellow safety lines in the warehouse.
We came in on Monday to discover that they had literally painted over a dead rat in the process.