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If they could, they absolutely would
More comics: [r/AlarminglyBad](https://www.reddit.com/r/alarminglybad)
Should have studied more so you would be the one wirh that boss position
Loans are a choice. Most people make that choice and drive up the cost. Older generations had more ownership and less loans.
Why does the dad look like Steve from Minecraft?
My parents told me there would always be someone better than me and that my best was never good enough. So I never had the letdown pictured here. Guess I should thank them. /s
Seriously though, this made me sad laugh, I like it.
I’m reminded of the joke where the young salaryman parks his cheap car beside the CEO’s luxury sportscar. And the CEO gives him some advice: “If you work hard, put in long hours, sacrifice time with your family and your friends, prioritize your career over your hobbies … then maybe, just maybe, someday I’ll be able to buy another one of these.”
Accurately titled comic.
the dark humor about life
If you work hard enough, I can buy myself a second Lamborghini.
This hits different if you’re in your 40’s
People who say “if you can dream it you can do it” must have very boring dreams. I’m over here dreaming about creating a nano suit that can change fabric and color and shape at a molecular level so I don’t need clothes I can just alter the suit to change my outfit at will and going “man, I was lied to.”
then maybe dont go spending money you dont have?
Likely an unpopular opinion, but the first panel is usually right, but if you’re in the second panel, and that by 40 you are in a dead-end underpaid job with no hopes of advancement, if could be that you didn’t work hard enough when you were the kid in the first panel. Too many people think that if they work hard **now**, they will get rewarded **now**, but in reality, you reap in your 40’s what you sowed in your 20’s, and by that time people make that realization in their 40’s, it’s often too late to turn the situation around.
If you work hard they are more likely to reanimate your corpse. You’re very efficient, so you get more work than others.
Not funny, just more whiny Reddit garbage.
when i die, throw me in the trash
Working hard as a kid (get rewarded, praised for achievements, encouraged to achieve more)
Working hard as an adult (given more work to do on top and a hollow thanks)
If you work hard enough, people will see that you’re a hard worker and give you more work.
r/stellaris
Can’t decide if “Boss Sauce” is a cute nickname for coffee or this guy’s manager is just openly drinking whiskey out of a mug during his workday.
*Laughs in Tupac Shakur*
That feeling is reality knocking. My parents are appalled every time I joke that I’ll just die in the water wars or at my desk when I’m 87. They will retire due to “smart” investments in real estate aka they bought 300k homes when they were 33k. I on the other hand didn’t get to go do college until I was nearly 30 and due to some health challenges have been playing catchup ever since.
Be Peter Parker; brilliant but lazy. Smart enough to solve any problem or task assigned to you, but too lazy to overachieve and be taken advantage of by management.
As if they’d just reanimate your corpse for free. There’d be a massive fee attached.
We are nothing but sheep to be sheared repeatedly on a free-range government tax farm.
Am I the only one bothered by their mouths? They look like they ate plumbers putty. 🤣
Laughs in Orzhov
Yay… Servitors …
If your dream is working for someone then you’ve achieved it.
I need a mug that says Boss Sauce. I’m not a boss anymore, but it’s still an awesome mug.
See, your problem was that you didn’t have rich parents that were willing to indulge in you following your dreams, so you did what the rest of us did and accepted the job the paid the bills and made you feel the least shitty.
When you die, I will collect your dead corpse and render it into pet food to feed my pink llama as a way of paying off your debts you owe to me.
Get a government job and coast it in baby…
Stupid
In the WH40K universe it’s a promise this will happen. And probably before you die too.
At least the name of the strip doesn’t violate any truth in advertising laws.
If you spent $100,000 for a degree in sociology, maybe you had it coming?
**Checks sign**
Am I in r/funny? This is a little too real.
So glad I don’t have kids!
Being a non parent is a thankless job….
With focus you can accomplish nearly anything. If you wait too long, some of those options are limited but you can always change your life any day, you just decide to do so and don’t settle for less.
I need that mug
Where is the joke? What is the punchline?
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
“if you work hard enough we may think that you can do more for us for free, so we are going to exploit the shit out of you”
This will do fine in the reddit universe. They have no idea what self accountability is.
Work hard on your own terms, in the direction that you want to go.
Well, that’s not how economy works. Younger people pay for pension funds of their forbearers (and it’s a debt spiral)
The Imperium of Man is always in need of flesh parts for new servitors.
What I was told as a kid: “If you work hard and get good grades, you’ll get the job you want!”
What I’m being told as a qualified adult: “Sorry, you don’t have the experience”