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Put your feet away Gerult
Damn, that a very biiiig Geralt
If Geralt’s that big, how big is the lobster?
This gives me SPM vibes.
I think my mom would be mildly happy if she saw such a Geralt on my screen. My rampant asexuality is attacking all her hopes of living a fulfilling life, with grandkids and such. Seeing me in the same room with an image of a naked man lying in a puddle can give her hope.
More like, anime when my mom gets in my room
Sekiro: Geralt Bathes Twice
Same, final fantasy 15 has some badass moments… but the day my parents decided to sit by the couch and watch me play was the part where I was fighiting a bird that looked straight outta My Little Pony.
3.2k thousand upvotes and 33 comments.
Totally organic.
Nothing was better than my wife’s reaction to a totally unexpected sex scene in baldurs gate 3…. she was sitting next to me reading a book while i was playing. Yes i had assumptions of the actions happening and about to happen but did not think fully on it till there were boobs out and about on our 72″ TV (i have my PC hooked up to it). She just looked up, at me, at the tv, at me, at her book. Slowly closed the book and said “well id say your character has better luck than you.” Then winked and walked out of the room.
For those wondering it was the minthara romance…
Mom be pushed me away and wanted to play
To be fair, this what happens when you install weird mods
Especially when there are visitors.
Like the gta v loading screen
At what point when you were making this meme did your mom come in?
When did Geralt fight a samurai? I don’t remember that.
Oh my why is this so true
Also my wife. Every time. Especially with anime.
Was watching the first season or so of Baki. Absolutely brutal story with literal faces getting ripped off during fights.
She comes in the first time Baki and his gf bang and end up on the floor with 1,000 crumpled tissues around them.
Like… Fuck. It’s not this, I swear!
Reddit memes when I am alone
Reddit meme when mom glosses over the phone