First time ever a Walrus shows up on local beach. The walrus then puts on a show for the people who came to watch
First time ever a Walrus shows up on local beach. The walrus then puts on a show for the people who came to watch from funny
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Good for him
Perhaps an act of self soothing during a stressful situation?
2022 would have canceled him. 2023 letting him be happy.
ODE TO AN OOSIK
Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun
and the story books are full,
But the strangest tale concerns the male
magnificent walrus bull!
I know it’s rude, quite common and crude,
perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.
Look once again, take a second look – then
you’ll see he’s not ugly or vile –
There’s a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin –
and the eyes have a sly secret smile.
How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance – the Oosik!
“Oosik” you say – and quite well you may,
I’ll explain if you keep it between us,
in the simplest truth, though rather uncouth,
Oosik is, in fact, his penis!
Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking –
it is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!
This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?
Added to this, is a smile you might miss –
Though the bull is entitled to bow –
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!
Edit: my apologies. The Ode is by Robin William Service
Catholic Church be damned.
Masturbation is natural.
It‘s a big boy
This just might be the first footage of a Walrus masturbating
*Jackin it in San Diego* 🎶
The first time ever that a walrus shows up on your beach, and it shows up to beat off.
such big kek
Wait animals masterbate?
That’s Paul
You’re going to grow hair on your hands young man!
That was – unexpected 🤣
I’m English, I thought this was in another country until the second viewing.
Oh sure, it’s funny when he does it, but I end up on a list.
Is he the one that canceled the fireworks
The opening scene to ‘The Whale’
Thor? He thertainly is!
The wanking walrus of Scarborough
“Uh oh… a bunch of humans. Time to communicate that I come in peace……. open….. wide…. peace…..”
No hands? no excuses! good on ya
“The wanking walrus”, sounds like something you’d see at a Victorian freak show. Would also be a good name for a pub.
Oh hey it’s Justin Long.
Look at size of ‘is kek
“IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?”
“Yeah you like that human? You like to watch, you dirty little human”
I’m getting flashbacks to Tusk.
I- uh, oh my- OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHAT ITS DOING
If you cum down to Scarborough Faire…