First date, a bit anxious, but I thing things are going well!!
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She doesn’t look too bad !
He looks like a real fun-gi
“Want to split a side of sautéed mushrooms?
Sorry.”
You wanted a man who is capable of growth.
When you meet on reddit.
That’s one lucky lady right there
Must be going well, he’s already naked
“So, what kind of guys are you attracted to?”
“Banicles.”
“What?”
“what?”
Likes long walks on the beach.
In fact, he was created from the beach.
Bloater?? I barely know her!!
Be sure to use a condom.
Make sure it’s all consensual before you pull out the mushroom tip
Monstrous fungal blob seeks single human female for courtship ritual. My interests include spewing spores, busting concrete, and long walks along the beach. I’m a real go getter and wish the same from my human female. I may not be much of a looker, but I’ve been told I’m a great kisser.
“He has an infectious smile!”
Was going to ask if you got cat fished but you seem to be so happy together
She’s beautiful. Best of luck mate!
That growth just above your ear looks dodgey, should probably get it looked at
He’ll grow on you.
humongousfungusamongus
I break out when I get nervous too.
It’s all fun and games until “Joel” Pedro Pascal , blows your dates head off 🧨
Ugh. Typical. If I was an actor in a hit series, I could pull the hot chicks too.
Was this a blind date? Hope you guys clicked!
Trumps final form
Have fun with Grampa Nurgle…
Saw the documentary of the making of the TLOU series yesterday. Learned that they used human in suit as a bloater but in the end, decided to go with full digitally-created version in the final cut because the bloater in suit doesn’t look big enough and moves fast enough on screen. Some interesting bits of how they created these production sets and I felt like I spent my 30-45 mins well watching that documentary.
She’s pretty…you could do a lot worse.
Now that’s a man that can get inside a woman’s head…
I would suggest you both get tested before things escalate.
Somewhere, there’s an HBO executive wondering why they forked out $500,000 for a costume that gets like 10 seconds of screentime, while neckbeards are making the same costume in their mothers’ basements for the cost of some chicken nuggets.
Looks like a real fungi.
Oooh! The loathsome Dung Eater!
fun fact she voiced Alyx in Half Life and Marlene in The Last of Us,, i met her in like 2011
Ahh yes…she’s definitely a pimple popper!
Cordycex. 😏
Probably a fun gi
Could say they clicked
Edit: someone beat me too it lol
Furries are sooo yesterday, now it’s all about rockies
Stick with her dude. It’s common to wear glasses these days.
These dudes are so toxic. All they wanna do is get inside your head to manipulate you. Smh 😤
Wear protection, he’s got barnacles…
Beauty and the Yeast.
You look beautiful! And the girl in glasses is not bad looking either.