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r/dontputyourdickinthat
I should call her
The fact you had to label ham as NSFW.
When she asks you to glaze it.
I’d pork that
Arby’s, WE HAVE THE MEAT!
Only day 4 and I already ruined the ham
Fuck it, if the house was empty. You only live once……
I’m sure Kermit ate some!
Frank: Don’t touch the ham. It’s full of loads.
Not the hussy
Dude, please. It’s November.
These comments bring joy to my life. Thank you Redditors.
This is literal r/FoodPorn
“Honey, where’s the ham gone?”
“Dunno”
“What do you mean you don’t know and why do you have an ice pack on your groin?”
sigh. *unzips*
Looking hella juicy
Come on man this is the longest I have made it into NNN.
Now I’m horngry
I should call her…
“Why is all this glaze inside the ham?”
Now that’s a fuckin ham
Everything reminds me of her…
I usually undo my belt after dinner, but in this case….
That’s not ham, That’s beef! I can tell by the curtains.
Would you fuck it, Sam I Am?
Would you fuck it in a boat?
Would you fuck it with a goat?
Would you fuck it here or there?
Would you fuck it anywhere?
Would you fuck a vaginal ham?
Dear Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do.
I was going to touch the ham but decided, “aw, fuck it”, instead.
Tastes like ham, but smells like fish.