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The holes
Those advertisers are really run out their ideas…
“Lets make an app picture where we let people understand the Guy fcked a tree”
Well, possibly there was a beehive in the tree and the builder removed it but in all honestly I’m *stumped* on this one.
He did it with his penis. He was sexy sexing the tree.
[What a sap.](https://www.dmarge.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/thats-what-she-said.jpg)
Pro’s know to check for bees first.
The pro obvs has a better and bigger chopper 😁
As a German soldier, can relate
“And the trees can’t refuse… because of the implication.”
Anybody seen that game advert where dude knocks a woman unconscious and then molests her for items? Like wtf is rape a gameplay mechanic now?
Those phone ads are heinous sometimes
Okay, I guess it looks a little weird but what’s wrong with tha….oh, God, the holes!
Is weird that I rather have violent ads than this?
When you open appstore every third app is like that. And they are advertised to kids too
I guess he planted a seed
This guy gets wood
It’s what you think it is. It’s a wishing hole.
Di……did he cream pie a tree?
Oh man… all that sap.
this is not funny.. this is concerning. i have seen these types of suggestive ads being shown to kids . I have reported so many, but to no avail. This is getting out of hand
Rule 34
bruh 😂
Some designer is asking how on earth you add sex appeal to a lumber simulation game at the request of some guy in a suit.
* The idea to add a female character was shot down.
* The idea to objectify the male characters was shot down.
* The third idea didn’t get greenlit due to time crunch and was sent live, and was promptly deleted from their resume.
I’m the optimist in that this wasn’t a legitimate request, just bureaucracy and office politics taken to an extreme level.
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK!
Conifer? I barely know her!
r/shittymobilegameads
What the hell is with all the strip poker and weird apps…
“Oh fuck, you’re gonna make me cone”
Looks like the “scam” ads corridor crew covered. They showed that controversial images and misspellings got more downloads even if it had nothing to do with the game. Our society is sad.
Damn, you a fine ass Douglas fur. Look at those branches. I’m going to make you sap all over this….
okay, I’m done . This is getting weird.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This is 100% par for the course for a mobile games ad. Bet there’s 0 sexual inuendo in the actual game as well. It’s purely for advertising. And we’re talking about it, so apparently it works.
r/nothowtreeswork ?
He lumberjacked off into that tree!!
“We want to sell sex to kids but don’t make it too obvious.”
Dafuq is this shit
Ooh, that’s some nice ‘trussy’.
Not the pine trussy
That man fucked a tree 😨
Dudes packing some f*cking LUMBER
Someone drew that. Let that sink in
You want Treants? Because this is how you get Treants! 🤣
Phone game ads are soft core porn
The sexualisation of minors. Report that shit.
Johnny Appleseed??
Mobile “advertising,” is a puzzle and a plague. It’s designed that way specifically to get you to go “what the fuck is this game?” and get you to download it to find out. Mobile games these days are less about getting 100 people to download and enjoy it for a long time, and more about getting 100,000 people to download it for 5 second, see a single ad, and then delete it.
Other methods include:
* Frustration baiting: Showing someone fucking up an extremely simple puzzle. Triggers the “I can do that better,” response and gets people to download.
* “Borderline sexual,” content: Likely (and disturbingly) aimed at the middle school audience to get them to download. It makes them feel like they’re breaking the rules while also not getting the app rated for explicit content. They’re still young enough to blindly buy things with their parents credit card, so financially speaking it’s a good audience to target.
* Misrepresenting the game entirely: It’s cheap to re-skin some kind of existing puzzle or UI-only management game and hire an animator to make an unrelated animation to advertise it. As long as it brings in those 100,000 people who all see one ad, it can still be very profitable.
Looks like they are about to have a tree way