* God: “Okay well, we’ll gift humans intelligence then?”
* Angels: “All the humans?”
* God: “Well they’ll all get it, doesn’t mean they’ll all use it.”
* Angels: “What about this box of random traits still left over?”
* God: “Uh, just cram all those together into something. Call it a Platypus.”
Ah yes, existential dread.
Jokes on him, and dumb and weak. Can’t even win an argument on reddit with citation
Haha ha ha…
🙁
😄😂🤣😭
He’s “fiiiine”
But is he feeling Glonky?
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
How it was towards the end:
* God: “Okay well, we’ll gift humans intelligence then?”
* Angels: “All the humans?”
* God: “Well they’ll all get it, doesn’t mean they’ll all use it.”
* Angels: “What about this box of random traits still left over?”
* God: “Uh, just cram all those together into something. Call it a Platypus.”
^therapist; cackling!
But humans are not intelligent
Intended
Same joke but better from years ago.
God: I have made mankind.
Angels: You fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
Narrator: But it was not fine…not fine at all.
My favorite tweet:
>God: Behold, I have made Man…
>Angel: No you didn’t, you just ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety now!
I hit like. It rolled over to 1984. I went to screenshot it. Someone else liked. I went to unlike. Someone else liked.
…I’m fiiiine.