When your undergarments are in correlation to your probability of winning a Pokémon Battle.
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2 minutes later…. shortpants kid scream:Mamaaaaa
Like in real life,would probably never been a father if I would have worn my old simpson boxer shorts to the dates with my now wife
Honestly thought this was a r/wallstreetbets post to begin with
They’re also comfy and easy to use!
Undergarments? Shorts go on the outside.
Perhaps he means his shorts. He can’t lose them if they’re perfect fit.
Doesn’t make the statement any better for that situation but trainers lines for battle were always bad, so…
Perhaps it was some pun that was so bad that nobody gets it, that he can’t lose his pants nor the battle.
How are shorts an “under” garment?
To be fair, they’re comfy and easy to wear.
*loose
Edit: omg people, it’s a pun
Oh I was wondering where Galar’s shorts kid was
Theyre perfect fitting pants… until a random erection shows up, then theyre no…
Do you think he likes shorts because they’re comfy and easy to wear?
Not referring to undergarments, the kid is literally wearing shorts.
What gen is this?
Correlation vs causation
I think that even during the development of red/blue the developers ran entirely out of ideas of what to make the NPCs say when starting battles.
Idk that’s actually pretty relatable
Look good. Feel Good. Feel good, train good.
The biggest mistake people do is to expect Japanese media to make sense
I mean technically the same can be said when you have OPTIMAL DRIP
It means he won’t be dropping balls anytime soon.
Let’s look at this from a purely objective standpoint:
Clearly the garments must be restricting blood flow to the gooch, thus allowing greater blood flow for the brain and better tactical prowess during combat.
When the fit goes hard all things are possible
Every modern console has a screenshot function and we still have pictures of screens being posted regularly.
Fun facts: “shorts” is short for “short pants,” and “pants” itself is short for “pantaloons.”
Shorts Kid has been a hero since gen 1. Never leave us Shorts Kid
Fun fact, Josh Sawyer, who just released Pentimento with Obsidian is the translator who wrote the shorts are comfy line!