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Oh long Johnson.
I’m about to show you the largest hairball in history!
The cats expression is totally β Holy shit. I think Iβve got this human speech thing down.β
Itβs his/her audition to get kiffness to make a song from them.
The cat saw your search history.
That’s old grand pa cat…
He’s telling his grand kids about shit he seen in the great war.
He has that 1,000 yard stare.
Sweary kitty.
I suspect itβs saying βwhere the hell are my ears??β
Oh long Johnson, why I eyes ya
He buried the dog in the garden.
Holy snap thats a smart cat. He has learned to mimic human intonation.
He saw the secrets of the universe, the knowledge of the endless cosmos, an information our simple minds can’t comprehend
“Khajiit has wares, if you have coin”
Little feller is having a ‘nam flashback.
Obviously asking if Annie is okay.
He’s speaking his mind
Kitty vocals part 2:
“You’re not going tooooooo my garden.”
Practicing his speech presenting his plan to take over the world at the Cat Overlords Conference in San Diego.
If you don’t back off, I’m going to fuck you up.
Consuelaβs cat
South Park cat!
It speak Jawa.
This will be remixed into a song and will be on the front page of reddit before the end of the week.
βBut, I am Puss and Bootsβ
That’s actually Sting and the isolated vocals track of De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da.
New material for the next song by the Kiffness!
Itβs a cat. Itβs telling you to f*ck off.
βKill all humansβ¦.β
Pause.
βBut they have wet food!β
That I have deja vu from this same post from 10 days ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1062wab/can_anyone_translate_sounds_important/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Oooooh long johnson
Ohh Don Piano
“It’s my stapler.”
Warning vocalization. Cat is disturbed and defensive. If bothered, those wao wao waos will lead to a shriek, possibly attack. Kitty needs a little more space until s/he feels more settled.
What is the cat saying?
“I’ve seen it hooman… Teh end times…” *Lick nose*
I think he got ahold of some bad catnip.
“In the grim darkness of future, there is only war”
Poor cat, it’s clearly very distressed and whoever is fucking with it should stop.
Itβs saying βwhere the fuck are my earsβ
“Linda, don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t drink. Don’t drink it. Coyote.” That’s what I heard anyway π
I don’t know π―πππ€π₯±π©π₯΄π³π
Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!
Clearly heβs saying βA oo da da da da da da do. Oh I da do mlem whoa ooooooh ay ya you mlem.β