Man you look like Kratos from God of War 3. Not gonna lie, Slap on some red war paint, grab a huge war Ax and say “Boy” in your best growling voice and you’ll be ready to take on the Gods themselves
Y’know, I hope this doesn’t come across as a dressed up insult, please don’t take it that way, but if you just shaved, you’d look great. You’ve got a handsome face, and I think you’d be pretty damn hot with a shaved head, so if you don’t like the way you look now, maybe give that a go, cos it’s a shame you’re feeling self-conscious about it when based on this one photo, in my opinion, face and beard wise you’re a solid 7.
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Right on dude!
Just watch out for any flying spears, my dude
Well allrighty
*Receding?* Your hairline has a soul patch. That shit is retreating, fellow bald brother.
But with your beard you could pull off the Kratos look, just go bald my man, you’ll look better
Just shave it all off brother. Make a good Kratos ong
lol, my hairline is similar to yours. Just buzz it off and grow your beard in more bro, alll good!
Man you look like Kratos from God of War 3. Not gonna lie, Slap on some red war paint, grab a huge war Ax and say “Boy” in your best growling voice and you’ll be ready to take on the Gods themselves
Just go full Kratos
Well, yeah, if you cut off your beard and mustache, and glued it to your head…
White Devil, White Devil!
Always remember you had your hair when you needed it.
Mine has been receding a little more than I’m comfortable with. Even worse I can’t grow a beard. So no shaving my head and growing a go tee!
Equensu ocha! Equensu ocha!
When you purchase Heihachi Mishima from Wish.
Go for a strapping young lad look.
You should do a Heihachi Mishima cosplay.
Dude, with a beard like that, just shave your head and be Kratos
Arn’t you a Handsome White Devil
It’s not receding, it’s relocating to your chin.
Also, Heihachi!
Shave it… you won’t regret it
just goo bald my man.
then you can look like kratos
And here I am most interested in the Ron Swanson and Prison Mike art. I would like 1 of each art please.
So is no one gonna talk about the framed pictures of Ron Swanson and Prison Mike?
Off topic but..
Bro
You would be THE BEST super villain
We love you bro
Your beard is tight, just go buzz or full bald. You’ll look great.
Reminds me of DDL in Gangs of New York.
Just need a curleh mustache
Oyma foyastahtah
Towistid foyastahtah
If you shaved it you’d look like a bald Gerard Butler in 300
“Let me guess… White devil white devil…”
Hey hey! Looks more like Krusty the clown to me.
Bumble bee tuna.
More like Krusty the clown
New Wolverine right here
I’d say you have an “old man logan” look
Your hair looks amazing regardless.
Y’know, I hope this doesn’t come across as a dressed up insult, please don’t take it that way, but if you just shaved, you’d look great. You’ve got a handsome face, and I think you’d be pretty damn hot with a shaved head, so if you don’t like the way you look now, maybe give that a go, cos it’s a shame you’re feeling self-conscious about it when based on this one photo, in my opinion, face and beard wise you’re a solid 7.
Bruh, you passed receding a long time ago lmao.
When he says “its in the bone” its the funniest part of the whole movie…
WHITE DEVIL