This mission will truly forever change the course of humanity
This mission will truly forever change the course of humanity
by u/KaleidoscopeOk2287 in funny
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Typical NASA! they’re estimated timelines and budgets are way too short.
It’s very optimistic to think that they will change the course of humanity.
By the time they achieve docking with the “mothership” she will have entered the lunar phase of menopause. And, only if all their strategies and calculations are reliable not subject to variability.
Missing just one orbit through the laundromat could result in a completely new trajectory, into otherwise unknown astrological territory.
This would mean a joint mission with the Orville’s, and that in itself has its own mysteries and unintended consequences.
Let the count down begin.
Why has nobody thought of opening a sock-store next to a laundromat?
Wow, KaleidoscopeOk2287, that sounds like quite the mission! I’m always fascinated by the idea of humanity making significant advancements and changes to our course. It’s exciting to think about what the future could hold. I hope everything goes smoothly and that this mission brings about positive outcomes for all of us. Best of luck to those involved!
In the 1960s, we put a man on the moon. 50 years later, we couldn’t even put a man on Ellen Degeneres.
Could be the first ever documented trip into Uranus 🧐🤔
🎵 *Laundry Day. See you there. Under things, tumbling. Wanna say, “Love your hair.” Here I go… Mumbling…* 🎵
Gotta love them business socks. Man I miss the onion’s skits, top tier.
These people would’ve written a far better “big bang theory” show than we got.
I didn’t see the sub, and thought this was gonna be about the deal with Bezos’ Blue Origin…I was immediately confused… then I noticed the logo in the bottom right
I love the onion so much