You and your damn fool hardy dreams of automatic toilet seats! How many times have we gone over this!? Just keep your head down at the sardine cannery and one day you’ll make assistant line manager!
These toilets exist and I’ve installed a decent amount of them in big mansions. They cost thousands of dollars and break easily. Always going back to the customers house to fix them.
My dog would love that. However I would be unhappy with the wet seat I would end up sitting on because the dog found out the drinking fountain opens automatically for it.
You know you’re an adult when the first thing you think is “how the hell am I going to clean that thing if it keeps popping up whenever I go near it?!”
And yes, I realize it probably has some kinda off button, but that was my first thought. lol
Went to a Home Depot type store in my place and saw this kind of automatic toilet. You bet your sweet ass I walked past that toilet many times just to trigger the sensor for the lid to open.
I just imagine the lid closing on you while you’re using it. Better hope you’re sitting down and it’s just mildly uncomfortable, because if you’re standing and the lid just decides, partway through, that no, it does not feel like accepting your piss today after all, you’re going to have some work to do.
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Now imagine you’re trying to sleep and you hear the toilet lid opening and closing because it has a bug
Now if they could just make the seat raise and lower
You and your damn fool hardy dreams of automatic toilet seats! How many times have we gone over this!? Just keep your head down at the sardine cannery and one day you’ll make assistant line manager!
Press the piss button. (hey oldheads… member conker?)
These toilets exist and I’ve installed a decent amount of them in big mansions. They cost thousands of dollars and break easily. Always going back to the customers house to fix them.
*In Japanese accent*
Welcome, I am honored to accept your waste.
What will the women in my household complain about now?
Thats what the present looks like in Japanese hotels
is that Shitman?
Ok but wheres the technology to unzip my pants and bring them down?
My dog would love that. However I would be unhappy with the wet seat I would end up sitting on because the dog found out the drinking fountain opens automatically for it.
You know you’re an adult when the first thing you think is “how the hell am I going to clean that thing if it keeps popping up whenever I go near it?!”
And yes, I realize it probably has some kinda off button, but that was my first thought. lol
Kohler made one intelligent toilet like that K-5401-PA-0
CAD $9,475
What game is this?
Welp, I guess Japan is living in the future The toilet there can detect ur heartbeat and open automatic
“feed me”
And a tube comes out and latches on, sucking everything out your gut and tumble dries you
The fact that it opens when you are so far away seems to imply a challenge.
“Can you got the target from there?”
It’s not the future, WHERE ARE THE 3 SHELLS?!?!
Imagine it works with like movement activated light, it tries to close itself after 90s smashing you in the spine every time.
“Feed… Me…”
Maybe I just wanna sit down on the top and cry though
Been here for a long time in Asia. First saw one in a home maybe 15 years ago.
Lol this is also how I spend my entire day
Holy shit!
That’s a thirsty boy
Went to a Home Depot type store in my place and saw this kind of automatic toilet. You bet your sweet ass I walked past that toilet many times just to trigger the sensor for the lid to open.
Open wide!
Am I really the only one to wonder, wtf is the purpose of the lid then?
You just added a few hundred $’s worth of tech to make the lid entirely pointless.
Professor X walking. The future looks grand.
I wanna make my toilet scream “SHIT IN ME… please”
isnt that a thing already in Japan?
Make girls do that next…
Well done Agent 47, now head towards the nearest exit.
“Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” – “Thisth is the coolest thing that I have ever stheen.”
That’s very common in Japan. It’s us who live in the third world.
I was really hoping to see three sea shells.
I just imagine the lid closing on you while you’re using it. Better hope you’re sitting down and it’s just mildly uncomfortable, because if you’re standing and the lid just decides, partway through, that no, it does not feel like accepting your piss today after all, you’re going to have some work to do.
Liar. If it were the future,I’d see THREE SHELLS!
Don’t give Kanye ideas
Ok neat. However I’d like a voice activated feature that raises the lid and/or seat by simply saying no.1 or no.2 upon approach
uhuh….my tiny bathroom, in my tiny NY apartment does not approve.
That’s every toilet in Japan.
What future? We already have these things in our houses.
Go to Japan. They’re everywhere.
Had one of these in a Premier Inn of all places! Thought it was amazing, kept trying to sneak in to see if I could trick it
really can not be too far into the future. I still see toilet paper instead of the three shells.
I mean. Yes. I would like that.
What game is this?