The vending machines in Spain have instant noodles…
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That’s high class
This machine is the desert oasis for the person who is both very hungry and very horny
Bro that’s my favourite flavour of noodles
But can you fuck them?
Netflix and chow.
One stop shop!
Nothing like having an after wank snack to get some energy back.
I’m from Spain and never saw that shit
The yatekomo noodles will have you screaming and coming for more.
If that machine is in Japan it’ll actually pour boiled water for you.
It’s so the Ace folks don’t feel excluded.
Japan: hold my beer….
Where is this vending machine located? Inside a brothel?
I don’t what to be that one but noodles with tuna is a no no.
“How much do *you* love noodle-Oh My God!”
Everything you’d need for date night 😂
Instant noodles and instant noodle protection.
*Sorority Snatch*? tf
The noodles above would be used to make a “Masturbation Cup” as seen [here](https://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/05/17/ramen-noodles-homemade-sex-toy/).
1. Cook noodles with boiling water, without seasonings.
2. Drain water
3. Re-seal lid
4. Cut hole on bottom of container to fit dick in
5. ?????
6. Profit!
Casual off brand bad dragon on B66
I used to live in Portugal and definitely saw at least a couple of those. And yes, they have toys, lube and what have you, but they would usually also have painkillers, band aid pack, or earplugs. Basically an array of items one might need late at night when pharmacies are close
*Hits wrong selection*
“Aw crap. Well I guess I’ll get filled up in another way…”
Common sense dude after all those other actions, noodle is well deserved
When you were confused if they said nudes or noods
The vending machine in the nursing home my nana is being kept at also has instant noodles
My college university actually had a very similar vending machine in campus
When you are horny at 5:57, and have dinner to serve at 6:00
My FWB always very hungry after her orgasm so i have to cook something, so maybe its a right thing to sell instant food.
Noodles are only there for plausible deniability if someone sees you at the machine.
I’m not sure what is funnier to me: “JOY CUP”, “Sorority Snatch”, or whatever is in the bottom row third from the left. It takes up the whole slot.
Like, there is an arm-length dildo in there.
Eat a noodle, stroke your noodle.
Wait a minute…