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This is as it should be.
Well they liked the chicken.
Anyone who has play Zelda knows not to mess with the rooster.
You fool the emperor is the chicken.
I could say a brotherhood assassin will die or an Emperor will get shouted away. But if I say one innocent little chicken will die, then everyone losses their minds!!
Dragon is the second most dangerous creature in Skyrim
There’s an eat the rich joke in there somewhere.
Spends hours killing guards and beating down unkillable npcs in frustation
I used to be a sweet roll like you but then I tool a Fus Ro Dah to the knee
Well to be honest if you ask me to either beat up a politician or innocent animal, I’ll have baseball bat at hand before you get to the “or” part.
Actually makes perfect sense. The common folk don’t care about some self serving aristocrat, but you’re about to take the chicken that lays the eggs they eat.
That chicken is a part of someone’s livelihood. The eggs they lay would feed countless people over their life. What does an emporer do? Sit around with a heavy hat?
Wait are all chickens not like the ones from the zelda games? People dont have to come looking when the chickens get you..
Well have you seen the price of eggs recently?
“The king is dead, long live the king.”
“That’s my dinner, asshole!”
The Emperor is a chad “oh you’re here to kill me. Well then go ahead but can you do may a favor and kill the guy who hired as well.”
It was probably about (local time) 2am on November 12 2001 when I killed my first chicken in this game. And about 2:01am when I first died in this game.
Really? A chicken?!? This treatment seems unfair, guard. Nords are such xenophobes, yes- I’m a Breton. Watch out, or I’ll transmute your brain into *silver* ore.
[best epic npc man episode of all time IMO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFlaL_EJuto)
In Zelda you don’t hunt chickens, the chickens hunt you
Have you ever heard of the Penitus Cockulatus?