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Probably best you don’t remember….
SOMEBODY did a drive-by with their FAT FUCKING HOG on your arm
Looks like your leg was slapped by dick and balls.
Did you accidentally ‘trip and fall’
Not close enough to Xmas for big candy canes!
You were scissoring a dude who had an epileptic seizure
Someone threw a dildo at you
Edit: STOP UPVOTING THIS IT ISN’T EVEN THAT FUNNY!!
Very aggressive mushroom stamp ?
Cock fight
You finally putting away the Christmas decorations? Might as well just leave them up at this point.
Lost the sword fight I see
Fell on a pipe wrench or maybe hit with one?
No idea, but by god that’s impressive
You dropped this
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/wanpb9/i_ate_dominos_dicken_nugget/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Candy cane fucked u up
r/mildlypenis or is it r/wildlypenis
Belongs in r/iasip
Not sure where you got your sex education but…you’re doing it wrong.
Hit with an invite to a party mansion? Nothing sexual.
Naked large male landed on you after slipping out from a 5th floor window. You saved his life, but he can no longer have kids
Bicycle accident
Edit: yes I stalked for clues lol
We bumped into each other, remember?
Biking accident: specifically handle bars pressed hard on your leg
Had a run-in with the East India Trading Company, did we?
**_Pirate?!?_**
Careful! Cockfighting is illegal in all 50 states.
*What Up!?*
It looks like youre a cool guy, looking for other cool guys to hang out in your party mansion. Nothing sexual.
If you live near Cwmbran Wales and a dildo landed on your arm at approximately 8.35pm last night could I get it back please Mrs is gonna kill me.