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Sometimes to mess with my students, I add a paragraph to their papers while they’re in the bathroom and see how long it takes for them to notice
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Sometimes to mess with my students, I add a paragraph to their papers while they’re in the bathroom and see how long it takes for them to notice
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Which paragraph did you add?
Someone stole my sock. I mean c’mon, who steals one sock?!
Katfish Aberdeen xD
If I were still teaching I would totally do this.
This is a sign of a great teacher.
Wait, there was a musket in this series?
How many don’t proofread and your paragraph is still there when they submit?
Reminds me of pranks we played on roommates in college. We’d insert a little phrase somewhere in their essays when they weren’t at their desk to see whether they’d notice if before turning it in. Often they wouldn’t. One friend had the phrase “…, hence I am gay.” inserted at the end of a sentence in the middle of a para. It came back circled in red with a question mark by the professor.
Really, ever consider being a prison guard?🤔
That’s why you lock your screen when you go afk lol
I feel like if I were one of your students, I would absolutely leave the paragraph and incorporate it into my paper.
I would purposely leave it in and add an extra paragraph before and after to make it fit.
Either you’re a very quick thinker + typer (I’m sure you are) or your students have unreasonably long dumps!
Curious, what would you do if they returned from the br and were like meh I’m finished pissing and I’m finished with this shit too. So they turned it in like that, would you berate your own work like it was theirs? Force them to read what they wrote out loud in front of the class, them denying having written it and just shaking your head at their lies.
I’d 100% leave that in
Are you married ?
Stackable offence
*cough*
yet if the student mess with his work and waste his time they are held accountable.
Be sure to add some Celery Man references.
I was hoping for some mention of “Thor’s younger brother.
I know that I’m not the only student that learned the hard way that movies and books by the same name aren’t necessarily the same story…
This person steals socks [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/avwpo0/i_28_think_my_girlfriend_26_has_been_using_my_gym/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
This would be my only reason to be an English teacher.
You need to memorize the Navy Seals copypasta and use that.
That’s dumb as shit
You sound like an AWESOME teacher.
Wish I would’ve had a teacher like you in some of my subjects. Lol.
What’s your students full name and address?
Love this!
My sister was a new freshman and had some computer trouble and asked me to remote in and fix it. Her roommate had an essay in progress minimized in the background and I pulled it up and added some paragraphs.
What age do you teach?
Lol katfish Aberdeen..that’s good:)
Until student adds disclaimer “teacher tampering presumes automatic A+ grade” and leaves the camera on and the appropriate software running
Pure poetry there about ol Kapnis Evergreen. I agree about the last 15 books, though. Katfish really should have looked in more than one place for the socks.
Will you ding them if it gets left in?