Sometimes a movie just can’t live up to the poster art. Oasis of the Zombies [1982]
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*Dead Snow* in the sand?
I wish Attack of the 50 Foot Woman lived up to [this](https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/w600_and_h900_bestv2/yb1L5FHtgvUpnuxCmSYEX8zWsag.jpg).
I collect horror movie posters from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, and that is very true. Poster art back then was something special.
This is just objectifying.
Who comes up with these posters?
Almost as hard as old 8bit and 16bit games trying to live up to their cover art!
Reminds me of Raiders Of The Lost Shark (2015), good title and poster, terrible movie
Is this movie any good?
*insert Big Iron*
I would say half of the movies that Drew Struzan drew the poster for didn’t live up to it
You’re my wonder warghhhhhhhhhhhhhhl
The [1976 King Kong poster](https://posterwire.com/towering-kong/) was an all-timer for false advertising. Straddling the Twin Towers, fighting off jets in broad daylight? None of that was in the movie. It wasn’t until the carrier fright in Godzilla vs. Kong that we were giving the epic scale and action that old poster promised.
Suspenders? Please. That does not go with the rest of her outfit.
Gotta be some thirsty zombies.
Desert Nazi zombies attacking scantily clad hot babes?
Yes please
They never can, but it’s fun to watch it try
In case anyone else was interested, it scored a 2.7 from IMDB.
On a tangent, is there a proper name for that bit where the leg meets the buttcheek called? You can see it to the left of those hottest of hot pants here. I’ve seen it referred to as the *buttshelf* or as *buttfangs* in the past but there must be a better name.
Is her belt attached to her bra through a hole in the back of the shirt?
Is her bra creeping up or can she not let her shorts leaver her ass crack?
This was directed by Jesus Franco who made over 170 low budget movies
The amount of visible ball warts in this movie is too high.
Best of the Worst
That’s quite an……..interesting Poster.
We watched this a quarter-century ago on VHS under the title Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies, but a piece of shit by any other name would reek as foul. I loved it.
I’ve seen this movie, a long time ago when I was a teenager and my friends and I would rent shitty movies from Roadrunner video. And this movie was shitty…not even good bad but bad bad.
I watch a lot of B- movies and zombie flicks and this one is unwatchable. I tried.
We just watched this on our local Zomboo show! Zomboo Rocks! It’s on at 2AM on Sunday morning. EDIT: they were Nazi zombies
http://zomboo.com/wordpress1/
That zombie looks exactly like a zombie Bruce Campbell. Coincidence?
Not even a good poster, lol.
When I was a preteen I saw a poster for [The Born Losers](https://img.moviepostershop.com/born-losers-movie-poster-1967-1020197324.jpg) in a shop at Weirs Beach and I haven’t forgotten it since. Haven’t seen the movie but no way can it live up to that poster.
Amazon Prime has by far the best selection of these types of movies, and I’ll 100% scroll through just for the cover art.
‘Nam Angels had a great poster.
Heading over to watch it on Tubi now 🤣
very true. but when it did, it was glorious. mainly back in the 90’s (for me at least). you’d see an 80’s and 90’s cover and it’d look amazing so you look at the back to see if it actually seemed good.
I mean, why see the movie when you have this poster?