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This vans going need a threesome at the very least
Single seeks yellow for weekend?
needs a good sponge bath, a hot shower and a rub down afterwards… definitely sounds like a dirty weekend of fun
Bet you wish your missus is as dirty as this van
I wonder what scheme Squidward is up to now
Just have to reword the ad to mention it’s a four door Mercedes and there’ll be smut enough for everyone.
I know it’s probably just a work van and we’re having a laugh, but don’t write in the dust on paint, it can grind dirt against the clearcoat and scratch it. At least on vehicles you care about.
Describe why you are sponge worthy
I see some hard-core group activity fixing to happen.
Single yellow sponge. Sounds like my gf.
Edit: My brother’s gf.
Now it needs a threesome with paint repair….
I always remember that one van I came across one day. It was white but really dirty and people wrote stuff on it, like “dirty, dirtyyyyyyy” and “also exist in white”
Single seeks yellow for weekend
I laughed when I first saw something like this, in 1982.
Also available in white
‘Yellow fever’ written all over that van.
Wish we still got those free wholesome awards!
Spongey make wipey.
For wet and wild weekend
IT’S GET KIRSTY IN
Fuck the mods. This shit was hilarious.
Do people actually wash cars with sponges? Aren’t pressure washers way more efficient and satisfying?