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Downward Dog shit
… then what? Stool Salutation?
Lmfao
Grab any litter you see too
That’s the way.
Why are Random words capitalized
This is so fucking true, the city I live in has limited grassy areas around the block and I swear I’m the only one who picks up their dogs shit. It’s infuriating because those rare grass spots are essentially useless now because they are just shit covered wastelands because of lazy ass owners. Shit pisses me off
I live in an apartment complex. I always make sure to pick up after my dog, but there are definitely some people who don’t. And it’s someone with a BIG dog by the looks of it. Drives me insane.
This! I loath people that can’t do this! That and keep your dog on a leash! I keep mine on a leash and pick up affer her. What makes you so special?! Its common courtesy and if nobody did it what would you do next time when you take your dog out and its piled high with crap because everybody, not just you, is a piece of crap?
These are needed every where in my community.
That’s also kind of a lesson #2
I wonder what the turd lesson will be?
Downward dogshit
That escalated fast
My grandpa once placed an ad in the local paper in the early 90s for a workout class, followed by a description of working in his garden.
I just walked out my door and saw that my shitty neighbor left his dog’s shit on the sidewalk. Last week his dog shat on a rather large ‘ornamental’ rock in my front yard, and I have security camera footage of him whipping out his phone and taking photos/video of his dog while he was doing it. Freaking assholes.
Hahahahahaha, fucking awesome.
Zen Yoga! Far out!
Lovely.
My 102 year old Aunt lives in one of those communities where all the houses look the same and is run by a HoA. And someone throws their dog shit into her window well, it’s been going on for years and we have no clue who keeps doing it. It’s not like an everyday or weekly thing more like once or twice a month at best.
We didn’t even notice for the first couple of years and one day I was doing yard work for her and walked past and saw a huge pile of shit that had built up over a extended period of time.
It was honestly unreal how someone is to lazy to pickup their own dog shit but will dispose of it in someone else’s window well. And she never really leaves the house and her neighbors like her and she’s a nice person so I don’t see it being out of spite or cause someone dislikes her lmao.
Now that’s funny 🤣
Somebody got tired of everyone’s shit
That was just funny.
I yell at people when I see them not picking up after their dogs. I was walking to the beach, surfboard in hand, one morning a couple of months ago and I walked past a guy who’s dog was taking a shit. He pretended to fiddle around in his pocket like he was looking for a bag till I’d walked past and then began to walk off. In the middle of the street I just turned around and yelled back at him to pick it up. He replied saying he didn’t have a bag, so I just said “not my problem” and stood there while he checked in a garbage bin for something he could use.
Maid Pose: 1. Start with your feet together standing straight up.
2. Bend over at the waist until your hands are close enough to the ground to touch it.
3. Break out your hand-broom and dustpan and clean up the shit you’re responsible for.
I wonder what lesson 2 will be??? Inquiring minds wanna know.
As someone that picks up my dog’s shit twice every walk, every day, do y’all also find it weird that we put a biodegradable thing inside of a non-biodegradable plastic bag? *edit: I’m very open to biodegradable recommendations!
Damn that’s a good one
Downward Dog Shit
I live on an outside corner property. I feel this so hard.
Downward-Facing Dog…
WAX THE FLOOR!
🤣🤣🤣
I worked for an art centre and the communal kitchen had a reminder to do your own dishes that was written like instructions to a performance art piece.
This is the kind of passive aggressive that I can get on board with.
In my apartment complex we have a very small walkway in between our two buildings where dog owners can have them walk and poop and there’s doggie bags clearly posted for free.
There’s so much leftover dog shit it’s stinking up the stairwells
Man I live around a bunch of tall student housing complexes and it’s so bad around here. Kids just come out to let their dogs shit and waltz right back in. See it all the time as I walk around the neighborhood. Some grass areas between the sidewalk and the street are more dog shit than grass.
Downward Dogshit
I feel like this might end up with MORE dogs hit despite the sign. Kind of like the always sunny episode: Rude man who shushes, please call.
My spouse has a service dog, larger than many dogs at our apartment community. If we can clean up his mini mountains of poops, there’s nothing stopping everyone else here from doing it.
AND YET
Reminds me of a sign I saw in Central Park (NYC): If you don’t pick up after your dog then you don’t deserve to have one.
Edit: your dog’s shit
Step 2: eat it.
This message is perfect. I’ve laughed for a good two minutes after reading the sign. Clever.
r/toronto needs this
Would that count as “downward dog”?
Because so many people suck so bad at life, sadly.
Bahahahahajjah. 😂😂😂. Plz!!! I pick up after our 2 dogs on a walk and it pisses me off too when other dog owners won’t. PS. It’s not the job of the gardener either. If you are not responsible enough to pick up the poop, you’re not responsible enough to have the dog.
I’m using it at my apartment complex!!! Hahhaha
Now I just wish someone would make something so the dog piss doesn’t stink outside my apartment windows.